You'd have to poke them in the Linker Cores though. That would require some semblance of accuracy.
You'd have to poke them in the Linker Cores though. That would require some semblance of accuracy.
It would also have to penetrate the skin.
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare
Uh... the origin bullet probably needs to invade the mage's body to sever the connection and rebind the connection or however it works.
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
Well, I don't think Kiritsugu wants to take out more of his ribs for that. Anyways, it isn't really necessary. I mean, the man probably has enough explosives to hurt a TSAB mage.
"Dad, where did you get that RPG?" Shirou stared at the large gun that his father had seemed to pull out of a random building.
"Your mother has a lot of money and I'm very paranoid. Let's just leave it at that." Kirisugu loaded the anti tank weapon while unconsciously humming the batman theme.
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
Kiritsugu: And so Shirou if you ever love someone but them living will cause people to die kill them.
Now to the HF's route
Shirou: what did dad tell me to do?
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
Wait, doesn't the Contender fire a 30.06? That's a rifle round. Powerful. And fast.
The Contender is the weak point; it's a pistol firing a rifle round, which gives it terrible long range accuracy and a lower muzzle velocity. The Fourth True Magic would be Kiritsugu hitting a target reliably with it at 150+ meters. If he remade/rebuilt/whatever the Mystic Code part of the Contender into a rifle, it would give him a range of 400+ meter.
I know little to nothing about guns, but I do realize that making a Mystic Code is tough. Making a mystic code that can shoot conceptual bullets must be even harder.
Bored...and fraggle's idea is funny.
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Shirou scowled at Arf. The dog familiar had broken one of his wooden swords in her last lunge and only Yuuno's quick reaction had prevented him from having his throat ripped out.
He could hear the sound of magical battle in the air as Nanoha and Fate attempted to blow the other girl out of the sky.
It was at the moment that Arf was about to jump at him again when he heard it.
It was a familiar sound that drove fear into the boy's heart. There wasn't many things that could cause Shirou to feel fear. Nanoha's mom banning him from the kitchen was one, the other was a bit more material.
Yuuno yelped as Shirou snatched him off the ground and placed him roughly on his head. The ferret changling had to hold onto the boy's rust colored hair as he ran away from the familiar. He was about to ask the boy what was wrong when he heard the frantic muttering.
"Oh god, she's here, she's here, she's here."
The ferret wondered if this was another odd earth thing or if it was just Shirou.
"Who's here?"
Shirou flinched at the question but shook his head as he ran faster towards Nanoha and Fate.
"No time to explain, we need to grab Nanoha and get-!"
The boy was cut off by the roar of an engine. The engine of aMercedes SL300 that was growing louder by the second. Yuuno blinked as he realized the car must be getting closer. Odd, he thought his barrier would keep anyone from coming in.
It was then he noticed that Shirou had ducked behind a crate and was now looking around in a panic.
ROAR
The engine made one last loud noise that caught everyone's attention. Arf stopped in her pursuit of the familiar and odd servant boy, and Fate and Nanoha stopped attempting to befriend each other in the sky. The reason the latter stopped was for a different reason though. Arf stopped because of the noise. Fate and Nanoha stopped because a sedan hit the both of them.
They were both several dozens of feet in the sky, by the way.
"Nanoha!"
"Fate!"
Shirou ignored both familiars (Yuuno: Hey!) and sweatdropped at the sight of the car hitting both girls. He pressed his palm firmly into his face.
On one hand, he was happy that he hadn't been hit by the car this time, but he just knew that he was going to end up in an embarrassing situation after this. Maybe he would be on the wrong side of the onsen, or be forced to take a bath with some classmates (of the opposite gender no doubt) but it would be embarrassing none the less.
"Shirou-chan!"
A bone crushing hug enveloped the boy as he was facepalming. He gasped in both pain and surprise, but managed to wheeze out.
"Hi, mom..."
Irisviel von Eizenburg beamed at her adopted son.
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
I can't breath...
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The only skill better then her driving is her ability to explain the current plot, and then deny knowing what is going on FIVE SECONDS LATER with a straight face.
Seriously, Irisviel is that awesome in the prism-verse.......
also, in the current timeline we also got LITTLE ILLYA!
Spoiler:
The power of Little Illya is enough to even sway Fate's determination, while reducing Nanoha to a babbling little girl (" I'm Taking her home with me!")
Illya is best servant
"Mom, what are you doing here? Weren't you going to England with dad to save some stupid wizard that needs to grow up?" Shirou attempted to squirm out of the women's grip, but it was a pointless effort.
"No, I made that up after reading Harry Potter. Your father and I have been treasure hunting!"
"You...I...what?" Shirou stared as his adopted mother in confusion. You would think that he would have gotten used to her oddities by now, but no.
"Well, we came back because we heard the plot was starting and I wanted to make sure that I came here in time to give exposition and advice."
"Excuse me?" That had not come from Shirou, but Yuuno from a top his head.
"Well cliche talking animal mascot (Yuuno: Hey!), I am here to be both awesome and a fountain of useful wisdom, while Kiritsugu is to be a role model for Shriou. I have already done the former by running down two flying magical girls with this baby." She patted the hood of her car fondly. "Now its time for the obligatory fanservice advice scene!"
Shirou paled at those words and began to struggled to get out of his mother's grip, but he found himself tied up in some odd silver wires and strung up next to, the still knocked out, Nanoha and Fate.
Irisviel cheered as she threw the three children (making sure to sandwich Shirou in between the two girls, they just look so cute with him) into the trunk. She perched the cute magical mascot (Yuuno: I'm a mage damnit!) on her head before getting into the driver's seat.
"Onward!"
...
Dear god, I am having way too much fun with this.
Last edited by Heroslayer; November 11th, 2011 at 03:20 PM.
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
to be honest, Irisviel is 80% of the reason why I wanted to write that MSLD/PRISM ILLYA crossover :P
Illya is best servant
Most embarrassing mom EVER.
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Yeah, well. I am having fun.
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Shirou refused to open his eyes.
He wasn't really sure how he got in this situation...
No, wait, he knew exactly how he got here.
His mother had come back to town (by running over two flying magical girls with her car), and kidnapped all three of them for a trip to the onsen. She had done so by hogtying all three of them with this odd metal wire and thrown them into the trunk of her car. Some how he had ended up in between Fate and Nanoha. After a very dangerous car ride (the trunk kept shaking and Shirou was in between two cute girls), the trunk was opened and his mom hauled them out of the trunk.
The next few minutes were a blur, but he was pretty sure that he had been taken out of his clothing and thrown into the onsen considering the splash and hot water.
So, back to where we started. Shirou knew where he was. His mom had probably forgotten that he was a boy and didn't belong on the girls' side of the onsen and the two bodies next to him (he could feel their warmth) were probably Nanoha and Fate.
"Shirou-chan, wake up!" A swift chop to the head had disturbed Shirou's concentration and he looked up to see Nanoha wrapped in a towel with a worried expression on his face hovering over her. Behind her was a smiling Irisviel, and behind the both of them he could see a blushing Fate.
Blood swiftly rushed to his face and Shirou took the only route out of the situation. He fainted.
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"Mou, that's no fun. I was hoping his nose would bleed or something. Then again, he's an eroge character not a harem character." Irisviel placed a finger on her cheek as she pondered the logistics of it. "Or would this count as a harem story?"
"Shirou!" Nanoha rushed over to the boy and quickly checked him for any injuries. Seeing nothing wrong with him, she started shaking him and yelling at him to wake up.
During this commotion, Fate tried to skulk away. She was so embarrassed that a boy had seen her half naked. She needed to get out of here now!
"Ah, ah, ah. No sneaking away!" A wire wrapped around the girl's ankle and tugged hard. She squeaked as her body took to the sky and crashed into the other two.
"Fate-chan!"
"Huh, what's goin- Ack!"
"Don't look!"
Needless to say, Fate's towel slipped during the crash and she brained Shirou with a hastily summoned Bardiche. The boy fell backwards from the hit and flailed his arms. Oddly enough, his right hand managed to snag something.
"Ah! Shirou, don't!"
Shirou groaned and looked at the object in his right hand. It was a towel. There was another towel that was half hanging off his neck. The boy paled as his brain started to do the math. Shirou would have looked up, but the two magical staffs slamming into his head had knocked him unconscious.
"Shirou, you pervert!"
Yuuno sweatdropped from his place on Irisviel's head. "You planned that, didn't you?"
Irisviel just tilted her head. "Now, what are you talking about familiar-san? I just didn't want Fate-chan to leave before I could talk with her."
Yuuno shook his head and looked away from the commotion that was happening as Nanoha and Fate tried to get their towels back, but slipped and fell on top of the half conscious Shirou.
He winced as Shirou was once again introduced to Raising Heart and Bardiche the hard way. "You Earthlings are all nuts."
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You can see where this is going.
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
I told you so :P Irisviel makes everything better !
Illya is best servant