I... never knew that fact. Interesting.
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
That was indeed a rather interesting tidbit of info.
And Shirou really needs to put more ranks into Perception so he can pass those checks. Well written Fraggle, I d'awwed and I laughed.
The Art of Shipping is as profound as it is dangerous; not for the faint of heart nor the weak of will, it makes gods and devils out of us all.
Oh, I dunno, that one might've been Insight, not Perception. :P
Or Sense Motive, if we're playing by 3/3.5 rules. But there, Spot and Listen were separate skills. I wish they'd stayed that way...
No, silly, its the GENRE-SAVY check!
Because eroge.![]()
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IF protagonists actually needed to pass Perception Checks, the world of eroge and harem anime would be that much fairer.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU ORIMURA ICHIKA
Cough. Regardless, it was an interesting little snip.![]()
The Art of Shipping is as profound as it is dangerous; not for the faint of heart nor the weak of will, it makes gods and devils out of us all.
Agreed with Old_Iron here.
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Hmm... this is a bit of a surprise these days.
An archive of my works on the forum that's pretty accurate.
Note that I don't wish to be seen as an idiot any longer. I can't always promise better works than before, but I can sure as hell try, alright?
The moment Shirou realizes their feeling he will keep acting ignorant because his dream does not allow him to return those feelings. he knows that he would eventually hurt them, and he is the stubborn type to simply deny his own feelings so that they might give up on him, and find happiness with someone else....
He should know better :P
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He really should. Particularly when Fate decides to take matters into her own hands and tie him to the bed.
Too bad she has no idea what to do next.
The Art of Shipping is as profound as it is dangerous; not for the faint of heart nor the weak of will, it makes gods and devils out of us all.
The Art of Shipping is as profound as it is dangerous; not for the faint of heart nor the weak of will, it makes gods and devils out of us all.
Fate squirmed madly and waved her arms around as her face reddened to a color similar to a lobster's shell. Her tongue rolled around in her mouth and pronounced a cacafony of uncomprehensible sounds. Her blush more luminescent by the second.
"F-Fate?" Emiya Shirou asked uncertainly. One could not help but wonder if the awkward edge in his voice was a result of Fate's panic, the fact that she was straddling his shirtless form on top of a bed, or that he was chained to the aforementioned bed with binds of her making.
Possibly all three.
Suddenly Fate's full body fidgeting halted as a cloud of steam made its way out of her body, and she unceremoniously flopped down and dropped her head on his chest.
"Shi - Shirou..." she whispered longingly against his flesh.
Shirou swallowed dry and managed to muster the ability to ask her what she wanted. "What... is it Fate?"
Fate shakingly unglued her forehead from his chest and lifted her gaze up to meet his while laying a hand on his shoulder for support. It did not escape Shirou how her lips were glossy and tempting, her cheeks were slightly flushed, her eyelashes fluttering, and small tears were gathering at the edge of her enchanting, brilliant red eyes.
"Teach me... how to-to-" she began, her mouth moving slowly, even as it changed into a pout mid way trough her words. She drew in a breath and prepared to complete her sentence, completely unaware of the deadliness of it.
"... make babies." she finished pleadingly.
...
Emiya Shirou twitched. His whole body convulsed for a single, deadly, painfully long moment -
SPLASHHH
Before over half the blood in his body left him in a rushed spray of red flowing from his nostrils.
Shirou was brought to the hospital in critical condition, and upon recovering conscience following a few very needed blood tranfusions, wondered out loud how he had ended up in a hospital bed to begin with. He obtained no response from his gathered comrades except a luminescent blush forming on Fate's face.
...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
XD
Nice![]()
Don't fool yourselves. Hayate and Nanoha made Fate spill everything. And then proceeded, much to Hayate's delight, to give Fate "the talk".
I'mm add this to my drabbles thread.