Page 5 of 5 FirstFirst ... 345
Results 81 to 94 of 94

Thread: GENSHIN IMPACT: HOW BAD YOUR ROLL ARE?

  1. #81
    Hey, I ainít no lizard! Draconic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Miskatonic University
    Age
    29
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    3,867
    US Friend Code
    194,434,580 - IGN Ritsuka
    Blog Entries
    18
    I've gotta say, if some of the lines in this game are meant to be jokes, then Chinese humor is positively bizarre. Childish Jiang on the mountain outside Liyue lives on his own, seems like a mid-functioning person with autism, or possibly disturbed if the notes you find during his third game of hide-and-seek are accurate, and he keeps talking about how he's so good at hide-and-seek that the whole town needed to come looking for him, among other severe misunderstandings, and then, if that wasn't grim enough, then your dialogue options direct you to his parents' tombstones, which he can't understand. And we're playing hide-and-effing-seek with him while he presents the comedy of errors that his life is from his perspective, as profoundly dark as that is from ours. How was this presented as a joke? Seriously, what the hell?

    I mean, I'm going to keep playing, since there's more to like about this game than there is to hate about it, but this was pretty twisted.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
    F/GO Supports

    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

  2. #82
    I told 'em, I told 'em. Bugrit! eddyak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Unfortunate.
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    23,624
    JP Friend Code
    892,001,916
    US Friend Code
    870,360,928
    Most of the characters have a pretty tragic backstory. I think it's meant to be more of a find humour in the dark kind of thing.
    FGO Supports
    NA
    JP


  3. #83
    Hey, I ainít no lizard! Draconic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Miskatonic University
    Age
    29
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    3,867
    US Friend Code
    194,434,580 - IGN Ritsuka
    Blog Entries
    18
    I mean, yeah, except that this tale of abject horror is presented as a comedy of errors. It's not like the girl who decided to work at an inn in the middle of nowhere because she somehow determined that an inn where no one stays is the most likely place for her to meet the love of her life across a crowded room, or whatever smut novel cliche she was chasing after (Meanwhile there's a guy literally named Dummy, standing ten feet away looking to find a wife and settle down). That's pathetic, but it's not giggling about a tragedy.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
    F/GO Supports

    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

  4. #84
    Nikiri's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    52į13′56″N 21į00′30″E
    Age
    27
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    4,967
    JP Friend Code
    500595933 | 紅 (pm)
    I'm completely lost, that quest wasn't supposed to be funny or anything?

    - - - Updated - - -

    like, what made you think that developers tried to make the quest a joke?

    Chaldea Heroes

    Personal skill
    Quote Originally Posted by GundamFSN View Post
    Nikiri has what I dub Blessings of the Boobs, see. As long as what his rolling for has two conspicuous mountains, they'll come to him one way or another.
    Quote Originally Posted by GundamFSN View Post
    Well, fine. Nikiri has this thing called 「我が往くは爆乳の彼方・・・!」
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikiri View Post
    GundamFSN. Thank you.

    Just before rolling I said 「我が往くは爆乳の彼方・・・!」

    First ticket. Da Vinci-chan NP2.

  5. #85
    Hey, I ainít no lizard! Draconic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Miskatonic University
    Age
    29
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    3,867
    US Friend Code
    194,434,580 - IGN Ritsuka
    Blog Entries
    18
    Because of how Jiang spoke about past events. It just seemed to have the tone of a parody when I was reading it. I can't be completely certain that I'm not just misinterpreting it, though.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
    F/GO Supports

    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

  6. #86
    I told 'em, I told 'em. Bugrit! eddyak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Unfortunate.
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    23,624
    JP Friend Code
    892,001,916
    US Friend Code
    870,360,928
    Don't roll on any banners for a couple months
    Completely ignore the Keqing banner, I already have her and don't need more
    Hu Tao's adorable and a consistent fire DPS, want
    Roll for Hu Tao
    Get Keqing C1
    hurt
    FGO Supports
    NA
    JP


  7. #87
    死徒 Dead Apostle telesbleach's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Brazil
    Age
    32
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    506
    US Friend Code
    638,107,622
    think about the good side, our next 5 star is guaranted to be the rate up.

  8. #88
    Horseman War of Apocalypse Wandering Swordwoman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Get lost in life
    Age
    23
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    8,049
    US Friend Code
    632,328,855 IGN Haru-Chan
    Blog Entries
    3
    Sad that there's no Amber in date option. But Barbarbruh is fine too
    Spoiler:

    Wandering on internet

  9. #89
    Hey, I ainít no lizard! Draconic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Miskatonic University
    Age
    29
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    3,867
    US Friend Code
    194,434,580 - IGN Ritsuka
    Blog Entries
    18
    Date option? What are you talking about?
    Also, yes, Amber is Best Girl here. Nothing against the other girls, but Amber is just adorable. (And has lots of utility.)


    I kind of want to get a Snezhnaya world expansion, as painful as the treasure hunt will be. I want to take the fight to the Fatui and get some new music in Russian folk style.
    Last edited by Draconic; March 10th, 2021 at 05:32 PM.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
    F/GO Supports

    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

  10. #90
    Nikiri's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    52į13′56″N 21į00′30″E
    Age
    27
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    4,967
    JP Friend Code
    500595933 | 紅 (pm)
    Quote Originally Posted by Draconic View Post
    Date option? What are you talking about?
    Hangout event

    https://youtu.be/iPt7z1rRptI?t=1478

    Chaldea Heroes

    Personal skill
    Quote Originally Posted by GundamFSN View Post
    Nikiri has what I dub Blessings of the Boobs, see. As long as what his rolling for has two conspicuous mountains, they'll come to him one way or another.
    Quote Originally Posted by GundamFSN View Post
    Well, fine. Nikiri has this thing called 「我が往くは爆乳の彼方・・・!」
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikiri View Post
    GundamFSN. Thank you.

    Just before rolling I said 「我が往くは爆乳の彼方・・・!」

    First ticket. Da Vinci-chan NP2.

  11. #91
    Hey, I ainít no lizard! Draconic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Miskatonic University
    Age
    29
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    3,867
    US Friend Code
    194,434,580 - IGN Ritsuka
    Blog Entries
    18
    Okay, I'm excited. I like Noelle and Bennet a lot, but I'm confused as to why they're starting with gacha characters instead of the three characters we get initially. Also, if that's the real voice of Paimon's VA, I wish that she'd just spoken normally more than ever now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Draconic View Post
    I kind of want to get a Snezhnaya world expansion, as painful as the treasure hunt will be. I want to take the fight to the Fatui and get some new music in Russian folk style.
    Okay, got to the end of the Liyue storyline, so our next stop is going to be Edo Nippon Inazuma, and then possibly Egypt. Frankly, I'm eager to get out of Latin China, these mountains everywhere have been a special kind of torment. Also, give us the damn Chasm already (EDIT: Oh, the Chasm is 1.5).

    Do we have an actual release date for 1.4, though?
    Last edited by Draconic; March 13th, 2021 at 01:39 PM.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
    F/GO Supports

    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

  12. #92
    Horseman War of Apocalypse Wandering Swordwoman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Get lost in life
    Age
    23
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    8,049
    US Friend Code
    632,328,855 IGN Haru-Chan
    Blog Entries
    3
    1.4 probably next week or next two weeks?

    Abyss Herald is ahem
    Spoiler:
    Lumine
    ?
    Spoiler:

    Wandering on internet

  13. #93
    Hey, I ainít no lizard! Draconic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Miskatonic University
    Age
    29
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    3,867
    US Friend Code
    194,434,580 - IGN Ritsuka
    Blog Entries
    18
    I've since heard it's on the 17th.

    Also, no update is 100% satisfactory until they make it possible to pet/talk to the dogs.
    Last edited by Draconic; March 14th, 2021 at 03:28 PM.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
    F/GO Supports

    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

  14. #94
    Surpass her level, if you dare. hayate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Location
    Philippines
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    5,450
    Blog Entries
    10
    Quote Originally Posted by Draconic View Post
    I've since heard it's on the 17th.

    Also, no update is 100% satisfactory until they make it possible to pet/talk to the dogs.
    You can approach a cat and let it purr on your legs. That's an improvement for me.

    Also yep, Windblume festival...

    The day that I fail at Peculiar Wonderland immensely several times.
    Not dealing with it...

    Why even try?


    This is golden...
    Quote Originally Posted by Altaris View Post
    Lol Ishtarin went full Aqua
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    I've seen people in this forum spend the GDP of a third world country into Grand Order
    Quote Originally Posted by forumghost View Post
    Yeah, there's a saying that you should strive for perfection knowing full well you won't achieve it. Saber looked at it and said "Hold my Beer"
    Quote Originally Posted by forumghost View Post
    And then all her friends resented her for it.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •