Ch. 2: Landing, Curtains Rise
“You’re such a useless, piece of shit Servant!” That shrill voice pierced Archer’s headspace so strongly that they nearly fell off their perch, which they were using to overlook the city with all its lights and snow. The skyline was impeccable, the heights of which Archer was never able to see in their lifetime. Envy eked its way into Archer’s heart; to think that this was the life humans nowadays go to live. The sheer density of the population made them giddy to even imagine the feast that awaited them.
That said, it’s hard to enjoy the city with your Master shouting and complaining directly into your mind. Over the past few days, Archer had simply become skilled at tuning out their Master’s voice into murmurs hitting the glass, but even that was starting to become a nuisance. Not only was he capable of running his mouth, but everything he said was either a complaint or empty gas. What a pain.
Archer rebalanced themselves on the metal beam they were using. It wasn’t just the sight, but the setting of this place was perfect. Construction sites teemed with spirits, usually because they were breaking down older places. And here, the wind curled through the scaffolding and tubes and beams to reach Archer’s ears, then disperse into the atmosphere. Here, Archer could hear so much. So many things far more interesting than their Master’s complaints.
“Hey, Petrov,” said Archer, cutting into whatever new sentence he was about to begin. “Tell me, why did you bother to summon me if all you’re going to do is complain?”
‘You’re supposed to be the trump card!’ the Master’s voice groaned. ‘When it comes to Japan, malevolent spirits are definitely the key to success. Not even legendary heroes are able to put them down forever. Tamamo-no-Mae, Taira-no-Masakado, you’re supposed to be among the likes of them!’
“Really? I’m flattered.” Archer giggled as though they were told their dress was pretty.
Petrov continued as though Archer never said anything. ‘And then I went through all that trouble to identify a Master, and you don’t even try! What kind of evil are you? This War should be as good as won! Then you don’t even bother to return, and I’m forced to communicate with you like this–’
“Oh shut up.”
A pause. Petrov’s voice rose, filled with impatient, bubbling anger. ‘Excuse me?’
“No, really, you’re stupid. You summoned a being like me expecting to listen to you? I see humans never really changed. You’re all very good at centering everything around yourselves.”
‘What I am fighting for is–’
“The Holy Grail. Right? Even at that point, we couldn’t be more unlike each other. I’m not here to win. And I’m not here for you. You’ve misunderstood me at a fundamental level. And you should already know that I truly do not need you. This communication is itself a formality. Be grateful for that, at least.”
Petrov didn’t respond for a while, but Archer was smart not to get excited early. This guy always had something to say. ‘We should discuss the intricacies of our… partnership in greater detail. Please return, Archer.’
Archer cackled, and decided not to respond.
“Well, that’s that.” They stood up now, monkey feet clinging onto the metal beam like hands, and walked towards the edge of it all. “I think I’ll host auditions! Surely there must be some talented folks in this day and age. Someone that can really handle my style. But, first…” Archer manifested their biwa into their hands. Unlike the fight with Berserker, they had a specific effect they wanted to achieve, a specific desire. Those desires flowed into their fingers, which nimbly plucked away at the biwa until the sounds formed into melody. A harrowing melody. The melody of spiders and foxes. The melody of the wind, which surrounded them in a wicked spiral. Those notes seeped out from within the biwa itself and spilled into the world, curling as a dark, wispy snake through the air.
The tune faded into a finish, then Archer slowly grinned beneath their mask. “There, that should settle it.”
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‘Foreigner found dead on the streets.’
No matter what channel Lancer changed to, that’s all the television would say this morning.
Jetlag hadn’t been kind to his Master, who crashed onto bed as soon as they arrived at their hospice. Lancer could only describe it as a place that had everything. Even if his Master were the more upright and strict type, he had to admit that he’d find himself distracted by these elaborate living quarters anyways. His night, and indeed this morning, was completely preoccupied by reading the numerous manuals left laying around. Surely, it was to instruct guests living in the modern age how exactly to operate these contraptions. He could hardly blame them for not describing every single thing, should a hero from several centuries ago and hailing from across great swathes of land find himself here.
Even so, Lancer managed to figure out the television.
Lancer gathered that there were many different channels within the television, which displayed different kinds of information or entertainment. Yet, local news networks could not help but linger on this headline.
‘A foreigner was found dead on the streets early this morning, with only the upper-half of his body remaining.’
Gruesome pictures accompanied the news, censored by heavy pixelation. People were being advised to not go out at night alone, and public buildings to close earlier than normal while investigation into the event was ongoing. Of course, it was natural to focus on safety. For the people living here, this was a monstrous act that they could not imagine a human doing, and yet, that was what it must have been.
But Lancer saw something different. On the back of the foreigner’s hand, he saw those telltale red marks. A brand which he, as a Servant, was more than familiar with.
A Master is already dead. On one hand it was relieving: it left one less enemy to have to worry about. On the other…
That meant there was an enemy out there confident enough to start killing.
Lancer stood up and looked towards a closed door, the bedroom within which his Master slept.
Thinking rationally about it, however the death occurred, it must have been a chance encounter. There was very little to explain the spontaneity of the death other than that. Lancer could imagine exceptional circumstances, but accounting for exceptional circumstances was not how one won war. Instead, he must focus on what is reasonable.
All that to say that Lancer weighed the options between leaving his Master here or staying just in case anything happened. He eventually turned off the television and walked towards the balcony, which overlooked the neighborhood that their building was in.
‘I’ll ensure safety in the area,’ he concluded, then disappeared into blue mist.
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“Sir, we’re here.”
Ernest’s eyelids dragged themselves open. He immediately became aware of the flood of sunlight that washed over his face and sat up in reaction. Genie was standing right beside him, stone-still as ever.
“What time is it?” Ernest asks as he stands up. His jacket was slipped onto his shoulders seamlessly by Genie, who responded, “1:30 PM, sir. We are still on schedule.”
“Right.” Ernest gave a cursory glance over his seat to ensure nothing was left behind, but quickly realized that everything was probably already taken care of. Through the window, he could see a black car was already waiting. “The schedule. What’s the rush, anyways?”
“This way, sir,” Genie insisted. It was disappointing, but had been the case for all this time anyways. Ernest figured Genie was only allowed to say certain things. And it didn’t seem like the man was easy to break either. Even when asked how long Genie’d been working for Sayward, Ernest was met with silence.
Ernest was just about pushed into the back of that sleek black car, its windows so darkened that it felt like a government vehicle. Genie and the driver exchanged some words, in Japanese as far as Ernest could tell, and so whatever they were saying was beyond him. It didn’t take long though, as the driver was soon in their seat and starting up the car, and the door next to Ernest was opened by Genie. Immediately drawn to Ernest’s attention was the briefcase in Genie’s hand, leather-covered and metal-bound. He thrusted it into Ernest’s lap.
“Take this. Do not open it. I will reconvene later today.”
“Wait, you’re not coming with me?” Ernest protested, then quickly pulled the briefcase away of his chest and held it around as if to judge its weight. “And what is this?”
“The driver will take you where you need to go.”
“And where is that? Being whisked away to Japan is one thing, but you can’t expect me to just–” The door’s slam cut Ernest’s voice off. It was all Ernest could do to watch Genie get smaller and smaller as the car began to move, until eventually he sighed and slumped in his seat.
He figured he should be more excited to visit Japan for the first time in his life, but this was basically just short of abduction. If he hadn’t signed that contract from Sayward, he could probably make a case for it too. The thought of that contract had been haunting Ernest’s head throughout the past several days. He remembered… Sayward called it a geas scroll.
Geasa are something Ernest had passing knowledge on. If you were to even take a deep into Irish storytelling, the idea of a geas is just about all over the place; the prevention of certain actions that results in tragedy if it is broken. It’s ridiculous to think that geasa are real, yet…
The proof seemed to be right in front of his face. Ernest could not disobey Genie. And somehow, his body could not arrive at the decision to walk away from going towards Sapporo to partake in this magical ritual. Whatever that was. He was promised more information upon arriving in the city, but at this point Ernest wasn’t sure how much more he could wait. All he could do was lean against the door, head rested against the window, and feel the rumble of the car as it turned onto a highway that led towards Sapporo. The briefcase rested by his feet, pressing against the back of his heels.
From the front, the driver spoke in a heavily accented voice. “Have you been to Japan before, Mahaputra-dono?”
Immediately, Ernest felt a sense of levity coming from the driver. The feeling itself was stark in contrast, but he realized he didn’t even acknowledge just how oppressive Genie’s presence was. It was like a breath of the freshest air in comparison.
“Ah, um, ie .”
The driver chuckled. “No need to force yourself. English is okay.”
“Right, right, sorry.” Ernest shifted in his seat and looked into the rearview mirror. Through it, their eyes met. “No, I haven’t been here before.”
“Then I hope you enjoy your stay. I have lived in Sapporo all my life, so if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. You can call me Masato.”
“Oh, I appreciate that. Thank you, Masato. I’d uh, appreciate it if you called me Ernest too.”
Masato laughed gently. “Understood, Ernest.”
Ernest resumed looking out the window. But the weight of the briefcase remained at the edge of his consciousness. Eventually, he took it from beneath his legs and put it back on his lap. There was a key-lock. But more importantly, it felt exceedingly heavy, even for a briefcase. Just what was stored within it,,,?
“Say, Masato. I figure I should ask anyways. Are you able to tell me where I’m being taken?”
“That,” Masato began, with a pause as though to deliberate the specific words, “I am afraid I cannot. But rest assured, we are going to the heart of Sapporo. You will be able to enjoy all of the city in the home Sayward-dono has acquired.”
“Right. Thank you.”
Ernest wasn’t sure if he was assured, or if he felt safe. Maybe it was best to simply think of this as a paid-for vacation. That’s what he wanted to believe, but somehow, the briefcase in his hands felt heavier than its weight. As though it were held down by some… power. It was a feeling he felt on his shoulders, especially in the more purportedly haunted locations he’s visited. Though thinking about it, that familiarity made him feel safer.
Somehow.
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The drive into inner Sapporo took little less than an hour, and Ernest managed to still be surprised at the building itself: a scaling skyscraper right next to the famous Odori Park. Whatever wanting he felt earlier to walk along the snow-covered stretch melted away at the thought of simply seeing it from that far above. Masato strode past the front desk with nothing but a nod, and Ernest followed awkwardly behind until they both entered the elevator together.
When Masato pressed the button for the penthouse, Ernest’s eyes just about fell out of their sockets. Masato didn’t say anything, though, so neither did Ernest. They stood still there for an immeasurable amount of time as the elevator went up, up, and up, far beyond what Ernest could possibly imagine.
Finally the pair arrived at their floor, which opened to a wide double door. Ernest walked out, holding the briefcase, but when he turned to look at Masato he found him standing there with that ever-patient smile.
Masato pushed Ernest’s suitcase onto the landing and said, “The door is unlocked, and your partners are waiting in there for you already. Please make yourself at home. They will tell you your next steps.”
That caught Ernest in a pause. “Pardon me, what? ‘They’? Partner?” Ernest panicked in the moment that maybe he forgot something he was told earlier, but he was cut off by the elevator doors closing in front of his face.
Now he was alone in front of the doors, and the regret of potentially being involved in some elaborate death scam heightened severely. What were the chances that he’d be knocked out as soon as he stepped in? Was that really how he was going to go out? Without even being able to take in the view of this penthouse? Ernest shook his head and took a deep breath. Surely, an elaborate scam like this is way more trouble than it’s worth. The best case scenario is that Sayward was really just a man who inherited far too much wealth from his parents and found him to be amusing.
Yeah, the best case.
Ernest stepped forward to push the door open, but paused as he did.
Was that… singing? Now that he was paying attention, he could feel the reverberation of a loud bass in the floor, and the muffled sounds of incredibly off-pitch music.
Curiosity overtook him. He leaned forward, cracking the door open to reveal an entrance hall. He saw two sets of shoes here already. A pair of sneakers, small, and a larger and fancier pair beside it. The music was louder, and he could definitely make out that people were singing… Was it karaoke?
“Hello?” he shouted as he took off his shoes, then wandered towards the loud noise. “I’m uh, it’s Ernest. I’m supposed to meet you?”
Then he turned the corner.
Whatever Ernest imagined was a penthouse, this was exactly ten times that. Large and spacious, with so much window-light that it was almost blinding. Everything was so open and sleek that he could only think of it as ‘quintessentially modern-day opulent.’
But what truly grabbed his attention was in the center of the room itself. Two people were standing on the couch, microphones clutched in hand. The massive television screen in front of them showed Japanese lyrics, and what he figured were idols dancing. Those people didn’t notice him entering at all: both were shouting the lyrics at the top of their lungs, drowning out the instrumentals from the karaoke system.
A short, blonde kid and a weirdly thin fellow in shades. Were they meant to be his partners…?
“HELLO?” Ernest tried again, and the two scrambled like children caught in the act. Blondie just about jumped, while Shades spun around, dropped the mic, and immediately picked up the television to turn it off.
“Ohheywewerejustohyouknow–” Blondie rambled, and Shades picked up, “Yes we were merely perusing the wonderful amenities of this place and–”
Then the both of them actually turned and saw Ernest. Blondie’s eyes were wide and sparkling. Shades’ expression made Ernest feel like he was food. And at the same time, they both said, “This geezer is my teammate?”“Oh, so this is Assassin’s Master.”
Ernest was utterly stunned. He could only blink and say, “Pardon me?”
Blondie grinned and slammed the side of their hand into their forehead for a salute. "Welcome to the Holy Grail War, old man! Don't worry, with us around, this'll be the easiest victory."
"Did you say..." Ernest stumbled on the words, the information cramming into his head all at the same time. "I'm sorry you said. A Holy Grail War?"
"Oh dear," said Shades. They pursed their lips, sucked in air through their teeth. A look at Blondie, and they, too, seemed just as shocked. Ernest was about to ask what the deal was, but Shades interjected. "This might take a minute then."