You know High Card, I'd be willing to believe your Not-Stand powers are ancient artifacts if not for the fact the MC's is just a gun.
Also you're superpower is a gun that shoots straight, why are you constantly missing? Or getting into melee range? Or punching someone with your gun? Or not shooting them after punching them with your gun? Why are candies able to pierce three walls, but bullets wont even dent a flimsy table?