The Holy Schlock War Thread

[Random]

My main reason for suggesting Hades and Gil was less to do with wealth and more to do with Gil being an underworld judge, believe it or not. He seemed like the ideal representative.

Also, are we sure that the Olympians are so likely to endorse people with overlap with their own powers? They feel way too petty for that.

Still though, if we're solely going based on connections like we are, I can't disagree much with Morg's list. I do like Vidi's suggestion for Zeus more, which leaves Gil high and dry, but we all know he doesn't need an invitation to show up.

[Vididii]

Nahhh bro I put forth Athena

[Random]

Ares probably has a similar-ish colour scheme to Mars, right?

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Nahhh bro I put forth Athena

I meant I prefer your suggestion that Zeus goes for Daidalos out of vanity!

[Vididii]

Ares probably has a similar-ish colour scheme to Mars, right?

My ass is stupid, that was right in front of me, TY

I meant I prefer your suggestion that Zeus goes for Daidalos out of vanity!

Gooooootcha

[DelRey]

Vi, i recommend the Theoi site to look into all things known about the gods.
Hermes for example is described as the golden robed. he is associated with strawberries and the crocus, so you could derive a color scheme from there for example.
for poseidon you could use his aletheia. else, i shamelessly plug in my amphitrite sheet, you could use her color palette as she in equipped with stuff from him.

[Vididii]

Vi, i recommend the Theoi site to look into all things known about the gods.
Hermes for example is described as the golden robed. he is associated with strawberries and the crocus, so you could derive a color scheme from there for example.
for poseidon you could use his aletheia. else, i shamelessly plug in my amphitrite sheet, you could use her color palette as she in equipped with stuff from him.

Sublime, will do, thanks mate

[Morg van Destro]

Alright, Scribe. Word us a fact. Fact us a truth. Tell us how close we are.

[SimpleScribe]

Oh. The original line up is the answer. All I wanted were the "Why" a God had endorsed the corresponding Servant. I asked for you guys to ask me for clarification if you couldn't figure it out among yourselves. It's just that you guys were too creative for your own good and decided to rearrange the order that now I have to make it canon based on the discussion. I guess the Celtic duo, Lughaid and Nodens flooding all of Alexandria to smother Shiva's fires might go just a little bit differently because of their indecisive sponsors. Those are the Greek Gods for ya. They can never stick with their choices for long, only picking the ones that generate the most drama and entertainment.

table shenanigans

And why should I not emphasize the two most important people in the event? The Bride and the Groom!? Silly, lovable Random~

[Random]

Oh, I see what's happening.

Scribe, are you aware that the table looks like this

[Morg van Destro]

And why should I not emphasize the two most important people in the event? The Bride and the Groom!? Silly, lovable Random~

I am the confuse. I'm just gonna go to work, forget about this, and come back when it is hopefully resolved.

[Vididii]

I was right all along, my genius is underestimated even by myself-

As for reasons:

Uhhh is Gajah Artemis because he’s a virgin

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Oh, I see what's happening.

Scribe, are you aware that the table looks like this

Looks like this for me

[pinetree]

I think that's just you Random. Looks fine here.

[SimpleScribe]

..... Are... the images not showing up for you guys? The images that I have linked from my album? In... ALL of my posts??

Did I put it to private? I can see them just fine from a different computer and as a guest. Are you telling me my image processing magic didn't perform the narrative oomph I wanted?!

The Kama images for the Shiva route part 2? the kubi and mark and lughaid and hagen images for the vishnu route? The profile pictures for every single servant???

... i want to cry

oh... Artemis endorses Gajah because she is a protector of children as well as a big game hunter, not as famous for hunter of snakes as her brother, but the overlap was enough for her. Not only that the mysticism of mists and illusions and the moon are very much intertwined. A kindredship between those two, yeah. Those are the simplest reasons I can provide.

AHHH. EVERYTHING WAS SET TO PRIVATE. My Vishnu route's images weren't showing for everyone! Um... if you would like to pop over and see the lovely images I had for that route, I would feel so happy and grateful! And skim the other posts too for the images! Thank you very much!

VISHNU IMAGES

[Random]

what's this on my face

oh it's an egg

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i didnt know you were using images

oh no

[DracoScribe]

i was actually gonna ask about those attachments i noticed when i quoted your post scribe cuz i couldn't see them either
but i was too tired to and now
whoops
I can see the pics for the wedding invitation now though.

[Morg van Destro]

what's this on my face

oh it's an egg

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i didnt know you were using images

oh no

It's okay. I don't see them either. Or in the route like Scribe mentioned. Still, I'm proud I got most of them right with Scribe's mindset. I stand by them.

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Wait a minute... how the...? I 'replied with quotes' the post, and the pics showed up. Now I can view them outside of it and on the story post. What is BL doing?

[Random]

I PERCEIVE

[DracoScribe]

..... Are... the images not showing up for you guys? The images that I have linked from my album? In... ALL of my posts??

Did I put it to private? I can see them just fine from a different computer and as a guest. Are you telling me my image processing magic didn't perform the narrative oomph I wanted?!

If it's any consolation, I say it still had a lot of "oomph" even without it.

AHHH. EVERYTHING WAS SET TO PRIVATE. My Vishnu route's images weren't showing for everyone! Um... if you would like to pop over and see the lovely images I had for that route, I would feel so happy and grateful! And skim the other posts too for the images! Thank you very much!

Just did.
Because I can't help myself. XD
And yup I can see them.
I'll admit it now makes more sense.
Especially the Vishnu route.

[Random]

Mark as a neat and tidy honour student just works so perfectly, I should have known

[SimpleScribe]

Ooooh. This all happened because my album the pictures come from in this website was set to Private. Meaning only my friends can see them. And my only friends at the moment are pinetree and Vididii. Meaning only they could see them. Meaning...

I SHOULD SEND EVERYONE HERE A FRIEND REQUEST.

I never did send a friend request to the people I cherish like Random, DelRey, Magnus, WF, Draco, Koga, Ismail, Kamera, BnEl15, Vididii, pinetree, Skull, Royd, Dreamerless, and on and on and on is because like in real life, I am afraid of rejection. I could send a friend request and never get a response. And I would always overthink the reasons why: "Maybe they did not see it", "Maybe they did and did not feel the same", "Maybe they just don't care". I... don't want that clouding up my thoughts day in, day out. So I just don't.

But I should just do it because I really do treasure them. I treasure you.

So uh... yeah. Expect a friend request soon.

OH YEAH! And the other images you guys didn't see from my previous posts! I worked really hard on them!

IMAGES! Warning! They're big!

Images for Markandeya interactions

Brahma route location and teams


Vishnu Route Mark, Kubi, Hagen, Lughaid (I was on my phone when I captured these images)




Vishnu Route Teams


Shiva Part 1 Teams


Shiva Part 2
Kublai v.s. Markandeya (I used fade away at the images' bottom edges!)


Ananga appearance (Bless Redrop!)


Shiva Part 2 Teams

Sometimes I wonder if I am doing too much. I wonder if people will notice the smaller details I put in. Sometimes I ignore that feeling. But when I see people do notice, especially you guys, I feel all tingly inside. It is a good tingly. This whole story I am making is making me feel a tingly that I have not felt in a long, long time.