The Holy Schlock War Thread

[pinetree]

There are too many factors in this War for regular discussion to get anywhere. You taking it over by

shipping

force

is making it work.

[SimpleScribe]

pine... you were my first friend here. You were the first person who reached out with a friend request. For that, I am eternally grateful. *sobs*

[Random]

I'm starting to realise that for someone with "simple" in the name, you sure do put a lot of thought into... everything, it looks like.

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Wait, does that sound backhanded? It's not supposed to be backhanded.

[Morg van Destro]

I can't believe you would say something so bigoted! As one who identified as simple, I think you should be canceled! Can we cancel Random?

I feel you, Scribe. Mine is less rejection and more that I just don't feel justified in it with people I don't interact with too much. Probably why i still haven't sent one to WF. Makes it more surprising that I'm the one to basically propose to Del, and you know how that went. No, I won't change that wording.

[DelRey]

I remember how he asked me how to contact me.
And if smoke signs are one medium.
This showed this man would even go the archaic route and go the extra mile just to talk to me.

[RoydGolden]

I can't believe anyone would feel intimidated of making a friend request to me. The only time I ever rejected one was when I was new to the forum and wasn't quite sure what they were or entailed.

[Random]

I can't believe you would say something so bigoted! As one who identified as simple, I think you should be canceled! Can we cancel Random?

I didn't mean it like thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat \(º □ º l|l)/

[WhiteFrenzy]

Probably why i still haven't sent one to WF.

WELL FUCK REJECT THAT REQUEST NOW THEN I DARE YOU. pls dont

I can't believe anyone would feel intimidated of making a friend request to me.

WELL FUCK REJECT THAT REQUEST NOW THEN. I DARE YOU.²


p.s.: jk I love you guys.
p.s.2: scribe your saga is one for the books. This is truly something else.

[Random]

scribe your saga is one for the books

THE NOVELISATION

[BnEl15]

Simplescribe's friendship arc has begun.
After making 20 friends and writing 1,000,000 words' worth of literary masterpieces, he'd have fulfilled the conditions to evolve into Complexcribe.

[pinetree]

His name was a lie from the start, this man's first post was a narrative focused triple identity Faker.

[Morg van Destro]

WELL FUCK REJECT THAT REQUEST NOW THEN I DARE YOU. pls dont

Well, now I both can't and have to. Have to because I'd look like an ass for rejecting it and can't because it'll look like this was my intention in mentioning it. You've placed me in a no-win scenario!

[DelRey]

Indeed, false advertising!
Pine isnt a tree! Morg is not dutch! Wyvern is not a minor dragon! BnEl15 is not...wtf that name's supposed to be.
Only I spoke truth from the very beginning. Im King (insert that badly drawn pic of Fou with a crown)

[Ismail2002]

If you are talking about being honest, then that title goes to me since Ismail is my actual legal name and 2002 is the year that I was born in

[pinetree]

I have no idea what a BnEl15 is but what I do know is that Bnel changed his face after way too long and I feel weird not seeing Maxwell.

[BnEl15]

Hey, I remember when Pine was...
Was...

Eh, nevermind, I think it's always been the same character anyways.

Edit:
I fully remember Del's Edelgard era and WF's pre-Genshin Love Life era tho.

[RoydGolden]

I wonder how far back in my avatars y'all remember. I recall my first was Cocona & Papika from Flip Flappers (an anime I liked enough to figure out the mechanics of setting an avatar when I wasn't familiar with it at the time).

[pinetree]

I was Lancelot+Mash for quite a while.
Also what I do not remember Edel Del

Edit: I do remember your Flip Flappers av Royd, but that's it.

[Random]

If you are talking about being honest, then that title goes to me since Ismail is my actual legal name and 2002 is the year that I was born in

That's nothing, watch this.

I am the culmination of a chain of cause and effect constructed of billions upon billions of years of incalculable chaos, existing for no reason and will one day disperse for no reason. I am a single hypothetical molecule in a cloud of probabilities so infinitesimal that whether I ever walked the earth at all is merely a question of maybes and perhapses, the details as precise as the trajectory of a spark on a firecracker that nobody will ever see, the ripples of my actions dissolving into the greater sea of numbers to have effects - if any - that can only be explained as "due to chaos". My contribution to the cosmos is the shadow of a roll of a die that has yet to happen, and the number upon which it falls shall be simultaneously entirely due to and utterly disconnected from the shapeless hallucination entitled "I" that was once composed of electrochemistry for a single instant by happenstance alone, and shall dismantle itself by the disordering of the world the moment that happenstance is distracted enough to lose its grip on me.

Thus, I am "Random".

anyway it is 4am goodnight everyone

[Morg van Destro]

And my name is because I like Destro from GI Joe and the main antagonist of Angel Wars Morg. Child me thought they were so cool, and I've never looked back.