Petrikow Must Be Slain

[Mooncake]

what motivated you to begin your campaign today

"In antiquity, there have been many hands who have claimed to turn the wheel of fate; many more hands that rose up to stop it and say, no.

We won't be treated like animals.

We won't be pawns in the hands of unknowns masters.

The 'campaign', my lady, has never begun - because it has never stopped.

I look forward to welcoming you on the side that, even if it may be forgotten by history, will not be forgotten in our hearts. This moment, like all moments, is finite. What we do with what we have is what matters."

This was the last post drafted before Petrikow, Foul Serpent, destroyed and mercilessly defaced (but should we have expected mercy from him?) one more cry for succor.

I will be accepting funds for a plane ticket so that I may fly to his location... and I certainly won't be marveling at how much taller he is than me or peppering him with questions about lore and our mutual reading habits.

[Petrikow]

Listen buddy, you're making enemies in bad places.............................

watch urself

[Katie]

i can't provide any funds but i'll write your wikipedia article

[Random]

In Russian, I hope.

[Mooncake]

Listen buddy, you're making enemies in bad places.............................

watch urself

The only thing I suggest you watch, beast, are reruns of the Teletubbies, because that fate shall most surely await you.

[Rafflesiac]

Mooncake...
Moony...
Moon...
M.

It is a shame. It is truly a shame to see you fall so low, to dance so foolishly in your chains. I thought it best to leave you to your flights of fancy, yet now I see what must truly be done.

With my first Command Spell, I order you: ban yourself.

[Mooncake]

i can't provide any funds but i'll write your wikipedia article

Support, and friendship, are as welcome as a holy grail, a balm in this unceasing war.

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Mooncake...
Moony...
Moon...
M.

It is a shame. It is truly a shame to see you fall so low, to dance so foolishly in your chains. I thought it best to leave you to your flights of fancy, yet now I see what must truly be done.

With my first Command Spell, I order you: ban yourself.

This is the real world, Rafflesiac. Flashing images, as pretty as they may be (for they display the artistry of the creator) will not turn aside the hand of justice and the retribution of morality.

[Rafflesiac]

Don't tell me - Meme Resistance!?

No, that might suffice for a single Command Spell, but what will he do about the second one?

I order you with my second Command Spell! Ban yourself at once, Mooncake!

[Mooncake]

Rafflesiac, my friend... it pains me to see you this way. There is still a spot for you here, at my left hand.

[Rafflesiac]

i just came here to have a good time and rn i'm honestly feeling so attacked

[You]

The only thing I suggest you watch, beast, are reruns of the Teletubbies, because that fate shall most surely await you.

“Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”

And the beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months. It opened its mouth to utter blasphemies against Daybit, blaspheming his name and his dwelling, that is, those who dwell in Russia. Also it was allowed to make war on the Redditors and to conquer them. And mod-ship was given it over every discord server and people and language and nation, and all who dwell on earth will worship it, everyone whose name has not been written before the foundation of the world in the book of Nasu of the Lamb who was slain. If anyone has an ear, let him hear:

If anyone is to be taken captive,
to captivity he goes;
if Petrikow is to be slain,
by Moony must he be slain.

Here is a call for the endurance and faith of the moderation team.

[LJ3]

Fucking lmao

[Mooncake]

“Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”

And the beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months. It opened its mouth to utter blasphemies against Daybit, blaspheming his name and his dwelling, that is, those who dwell in Russia. Also it was allowed to make war on the Redditors and to conquer them. And mod-ship was given it over every discord server and people and language and nation, and all who dwell on earth will worship it, everyone whose name has not been written before the foundation of the world in the book of Nasu of the Lamb who was slain. If anyone has an ear, let him hear:

If anyone is to be taken captive,
to captivity he goes;
if Petrikow is to be slain,
by Moony must he be slain.

Here is a call for the endurance and faith of the moderation team.

Truer words were never spoken then when it was said, "Do not fear, for I am with You... I will strengthen You and help You; I will uphold You with my righteous right hand."

[Zurvan]

What is this Power Rangers?

Can I be a leg?

[Leftovers]

We won't be pawns in the hands of unknowns masters.

This one's on me buddy.

[Rafflesiac]

The whole damn circus.

[Mooncake]

This one's on me buddy.

Righteousness, though it may be dressed and addressed as a fool by tyranny, shall always find its voice ringing out the clearer.

[Leftovers]

Righteousness, though it may be dressed and addressed as a fool by tyranny, shall always find its voice ringing out the clearer.

[ENMA] YOUR SITUATION IS NOT SO UNUSUAL
[ENMA] NEITHER THE MOST NOR THE LEAST SEVERE
[ENMA] YOU COULD VERY WELL HAVE KEPT GOING AS YOU WERE
[ENMA] A DEBTOR BUT IN CIRCUMSTANCES OF RELATIVE CONVENIENCE
[RASETSU] IT HAD BECOME IMPOSSIBLE
[ENMA] IN THAT RESPECT YOU YOURSELF ARE NOTHING VERY SPECIAL
[ENMA] THE FACE OF FLESH YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER GAVE YOU IS UNDISTINGUISHED
[ENMA] BUT THE TRUE FACE
[ENMA] WHICH YOU HAD BEFORE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER WERE BORN
[ENMA] IS VERY PECULIAR
[ENMA] I THINK YOU MUST HAVE UNDERSTOOD THIS
[RASETSU] I PERSONALLY
[ENMA] THE FACE OF FLESH HAS NO FUTURE
[ENMA] ALL YOU CAN DO NOW IS SHOW YOUR TRUE FACE
[ENMA] WITH PURITY
[RASETSU] A MASK REVEALS THE TRUE FACE
[ENMA] NOTHING OTHERWISE

　

[Zurvan]

Damn he got the piss color in the end

[ItsaRandomUsername]

Today, a lesson was learned.