BL's Greatest Hits

[Random]

Have you ever seen a post and gone "damn, I wish we had a hall of fame or something"?

Hit me with some posts that deserve to be enshrined in legend.

[Kamera]

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[Zurvan]

June continually accelerates on his irony drive, not thinking of the dire consequences. But there will be a day, neither near nor far into the future, where he shall run into the love of his life, a beauty without equal, and as she lies down and looks into his eyes with a look most will experience once in a lifetime, of longing and desire, he will only be able to reply in the way he was conditioned to act through continuous reinforcement. "lol do i look like some kind of fag"

A single drop will stream down his face, the last shred of unironic honesty leaving through his tear duct. He will wipe it off his laughing face, not realizing what he has become

because ironic death inside is still death inside

A corpse... should be left well alone.
Oh, I know very well, how the secrets beckon so sweetly.
Only an honest death will cure you now.
Liberate you, from your wild curiosity.

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[Petrikow]

the Zero and UBW threads are actually hilarious.

[TomPen94]

The UBW thread probably still has a majority of my posts here.
Can't say I'm too proud of most of my shitposting there, but thinking back to those times sure is nostalgic.

[Petrikow]

i'm saving this thread

For bonus points, go through the whole disaster ride of a thread.

[Leftovers]

To understand BL, you must read the Questions, Zero, and UBW threads. Given that ain't nobody got time for that, here's a crash course:

https://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthrea...Extra-material
https://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthrea...you-like-Saber
https://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthrea...e-Meme-Is-Dead

[Random]

For bonus points, go through the whole disaster ride of a thread.

I can't laugh any harder

It hurts

[Tenshi]

All I can precisely remember while I'm not home so far

snip

and here we come across a curious instance of a prosaic carmen figuratum expressed on multiple semantic strata wherein the increase both of literary temperature as noted by the laterally expanding index and the cognitive fervour rendered in monolithic paragraphs crystallises a sense of spiralling delirium which textually imaged akin to sound waves on a vertical axis could be visually rendered as a sequence of high-energy sustained primal screams emanating thusly the following sentiment: "fuuuuck ooooooff graaand oooordeeer reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[TomPen94]

This was basically my introduction to what kind of house I had stepped into:

Listen, I don't want to argue, I just want TomPen94 to know that he crushed my soul and I can't feel happiness anymore.

It will always remain in a corner of my mind, and coming from a guy I would come to respect very much.

[Petrikow]

Sanda is fascinating. To his credit, he has the same taste as TM fans who have been crying for years that TM needs to do other stuff beyond HGWs. That's the tragedy.

Adra: Tying the motif of Angels (i.e. the main motif in Notes) with how Magic Crests are considered and manipulated.
Iselma: What does a magecraft ritual which attempts to reach the Root that isn't a HGW look like.
Rail Zeppelin: The Rail Zeppelin. Noble Color Mystic Eyes.
Blackmore Cemetery: What does a Church operation look like that isn't mediating a HGW or DA related. Seven Weapons of Atlas.
Albion: What is actually under The Clock Tower, those underground workshops. What does a CT power struggle look like.
Singapore: What does eastern magecraft look like? How is it different?
Tokyo: TM works are predominately set in Japan yet the indigenous magecraft of Japan is never shown. How is that magecraft related to the Demon Hunters?
Library of Alexandria: Actual Atlas story.

Imagine a foodie with a distinguished palette. Give him access to the head chef's supervision, secret recipes, and even secret ingredients -- all the guu you can imagine. It's time to cook.
The customers line up outside the restaurant thinking they're going to have a full course of everything /they want/. That "one of us" is finally in the kitchen. Some stay for more than one course, but eventually they all leave saying it was a waste of ingredients.
Turns out the man can't cook.

For a modern classic; the recent Case Files talk reminded me of this banger.

[Deathhappens]

*Points at sig*

This is but a fragment, an infinitesimal slice off the top.

[tsugumi]

...So this was how I originally encountered Latent Heat of Sublimation. Mystery solved.

[tsugumi]

That's like saying "I was under the influence of having a gun to shoot somebody."

This one

[Ratman]

These are the ones I've had in lightshot folder, which means they caught my eye for some reason, I don't think they're remotely the best posts on the site, though.

Spoiler:

(this is, of course, Dullahan)

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though that last one might be up there

[Ideofago]

誠に、これはアラヤの力。

[tsugumi]

These are the ones I've had in lightshot folder, which means they caught my eye for some reason, I don't think they're remotely the best posts on the site, though.

Spoiler:

This one in particular speaks to me given how much of this I encountered yesterday when I spent my free time in the most indulgent and wasteful way I could imagine without leaving the house in order to blow off steam: reading old BL threads.

[Mattias]

Yay, I'll be remembered.


Though I think my best post was "Brave Sir Kariya".

[tsugumi]

Words to live by

I'm sure he just has a tan, but I choose to believe he has testicualr failure

[Five_X]

He has... no balls.....