"If you were shrunk down to the size of a grape and placed inside a blender with a bunch of fruit, how would you escape?"

[BladeOfEden]

[Zurvan]

Escape?

[Kamera]

My finely grounded cadaver will enhance the nutritional content of the juice

[Rafflesiac]

If the blender's on I'm dead. If the lid's closed, I'm probably still dead. At any rate, I've got to crush some fruit to make myself sticky and then climb up the inner surface. If the lid's on I'll just have to stick to that and pray I don't get crushed or knocked off by flying fruit chunks.

[Comun]

The easiest answer is escaping the flesh.

[Mattias]

Are you still a person, just tiny? Or are you also fruit? Because thumbs make all the difference.

[Random]

As someone who played a Touhou once and never finished it, I would simply avoid being blended.