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    “ If you were stranded on a deserted island with only a toaster and a goat, what would be the first thing you would do and why?”


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    I don’t know if it would be the first thing per se, but at some point, the goat, probably
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    Won't work, there's no electrical outlets on an island.

    You brain the goat with the toaster, take it apart to start a fire, and die three days later from exposure. But damn that was probably some good goat.
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    Trick question. Leave the goat and toaster alone, gather some sticks and branches to make fire, shelter, fishing gear and a raft.
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