Muda-da!!! (RP Thread)

[Revy]

The one you know as Revy is locked up in a cell GONE. This thread is now Neco Arc territory. All residents prisoners of this thread are now subject to the will of the all-mighty Neco race! As the new rulers of mankind, we immediately demand that you entertain us with your shenanigans. Why shenanigans? Because........ Entertain us with your humor, your romance, your fish, your soul. Those who fail to do so will be targeted by our Super Deluxe Neco Arc Chaos Cannon Z Mk. XIII!

Furthermore, we demand frequent tribute to the amazement that is the almighty Neco race! Appease us or suffer! This is not an option. All resistance is useless. Those are stuck here are doomed to the fancy of there own will! Because there is no greater looming threat than the shenanigans of your own friends!

[Chaos Greyblood]

(IC post done for the heck of it. Don't take it seriously. )

*Stands in the middle and looks at Neko-Arc

Let me get this straight. You want us to do... whatever crazy stuff we want just so we'll be able to provide you with some amusement whille we go around in the Nasuverse either messing with anyone that crosses our path, or befriend them or otherwise just do things for the hell of it? And not only this, but you have also threatened use this Super Deluxe whatever to anyone that doesn't provide said examples of amusement and on top of that you want us to give you all sorts of tribute for a neko race that's quite off their rocker?

*Thinks it over*

I must say, the cannon part is kinda overkill, isn't it? We'll just have fun for the lulz and giggles. I'm game! I have just the right role for this. I'll be right back!

*Walks away from the scene. Now we no longer see Chaos Greyblood, but rather... Kirei Kotomine*

Rejoice, good players! The curtain of this RP is open and now it has begun.

[Lotus Saint]

"Kotomine, I challenge you to a game of Poker, If I win you will tell me the secrets of Dio's stand!"

[Chaos Greyblood]

"Ahhh, so you actually wish to know something like this? It sounds rather interesting. If I may ask, why would you seek such a secret?"

[Lotus Saint]

"If I know the secrets of Dio's stand I can defeat him."

[Neir]

I blow up a building.

[Chaos Greyblood]

"Hmmm, perhaps we can do a little something about that. But first, let us introduce ourselves. I am Father Kirei Kotomine; what is your name?"

[Lotus Saint]

"If you must have me say my name, then fine. My name is LS. Now let's get this game under way!"

[DarkMAN]

*A black cat(Len) runs through the scene. A few seconds later Dark runs after*
"Come back! I won't hurt you! I promise!"

[HitokiriNanaya]

"How annoying..." I came here to rest and get away from the world, but instead I find others cause mayhem. I should introduce myself? I am myself, Hitokiri Nanaya; Hito or Nanaya work just fine. I'll simple lay on this couch and rest, I'll kill everyone later. But if that cat tries anything stupid, I'll kill it first.

"Damn you people are loud." I flip my knife in my hand unsheathing and re-sheathing it. They're too loud, I noticed at speaker system and a Ipod jack, "Works for me," I plug in my Ipod and flip to a song-



There is never a bad time to play this song.

[DarkMAN]

*Len and Dark runs through again*
"Come on, I just wanna pet you once!"

[EnigmaticFellow]

"Just what are you saying, mongrel", replied a golden-armored neko as he stepped onto the stage.

"Understand this; as king of all nekos, I am the rules."

As the golden neko decreed this, a red distortion with many weapons appeared. Right before a single snap of his finger, three words were uttered.

Gate of...
Babylon

[Chaos Greyblood]

"Then I know just the right place, LS. You don't mind coming with me for some mabu tofu, do you? It'll be much more comfortable for poker, unless you have another place in mind."

[Lotus Saint]

HMMM this is obviously a trap, but I'm gullible as fuck and I love spicy food

"I'll take you up on your offer then."

[Ruca_Milda]

*Len and Dark runs through again*
"Come on, I just wanna pet you once!"

"I may not be the ultimate lolicon..." A voice echoed through the room.

"I may not be the ultimate god of chainsaws..." The voice continued.

"BUT I MOST DEFINITELY WILL GET LEN BEFORE DARK DOES!" Ruca_Milda creepily appeared, jumping from a pillar, sparkles flying around.

"BECAUSE!OF!MY!" He yelled!



He sped up, trying to reach Len before Dark.

[Xaldin]

*Xaldin walks in*

"My God, what have I gotten myself into..." Looking around, I sigh and notice a cat, Dark, and Ruca running around. Out of instinct of being a douchebag I cut in front of Dark and stick my foot out for him to trip on, and if I'm lucky Ruca too.

[HitokiriNanaya]

"Hey Xal!" Throws a rock at his head. "Vincent is still Juri's bitch!"

[Ruca_Milda]

Ruca speeds up like a bullet to catch Len, stomping the fallen Dark's face in the process, using it as a foothold so he can jump over Xal's leg. However, in the middle of the chase, he stops by and says "WE COULD HAVE BEEN BROS IF YOU DIDN'T TRY TO GET THE FURRY LOLI", before continuing it.

[Xaldin]

"GAH!" Swings my head back just in time. "Hey Nanaya!" Aims lance. "Fuck you!" Tosses lance at Nanaya.

[HitokiriNanaya]

Swings knife, defects spears and catches it, "Maybe some other time." Smirks and tosses it back to Xal. "Come Xal! Lets test your fighting ability." Gets into fighting stance.