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    Funny Weird Shit

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    Thought I put this in 7th, but I guess it’s okay here too. If y’all want to move it that’s fine


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    • During the 1930s, following World War I, many Australian veterans had turned to farming to make a living. However, a significant portion of farmland was suffering from drought and had become infested with emus. These emus were damaging crops and wreaking havoc on the farmers' livelihoods. In response to the emu problem, the Western Australian government deployed soldiers armed with machine guns to assist the farmers in controlling the emu population. Led by Major G.P.W. Meredith, the military embarked on an "emu cull" campaign. The soldiers quickly discovered that dealing with the emus was not as straightforward as anticipated. The emus, with their agility and speed, proved to be difficult targets. Moreover, the machine guns frequently jammed due to the rough conditions and the rapid movement of the birds. The first engagement between the military and the emus took place on November 2, 1932, near Campion, Western Australia. Despite the soldiers' efforts, the emus scattered in all directions, and only a few birds were killed. The second attempt, a few days later, resulted in a slightly higher number of emus killed, but overall, the emus proved to be elusive targets. As the "war" continued, the media caught wind of the ongoing struggle between the military and the emus, which led to a somewhat comical portrayal of the situation. The public found humor in the fact that professional soldiers were being outmaneuvered by a group of birds. In December 1932, after several weeks of unsuccessful operations, the Australian government decided to withdraw the military from the emu control efforts. The emus had effectively won the "war" as the soldiers' attempts had little impact on the emu population.



    • In Reykjavik, there is a museum dedicated to the study and display of penises from various animal species. It was founded by Sigurđur Hjartarson in 1997. The museum's collection started with Sigurđur's interest in penises, which began when he received a bull's penis as a gag gift. Intrigued by the specimen, he started collecting more penises from different animals, eventually expanding his collection to include various mammals found in Iceland and around the world. The museum's exhibits include over 280 penises, making it one of the largest collections of its kind. Visitors can see penises from whales, seals, polar bears, walruses, and numerous other land and marine mammals. The collection also features folklore and historical artifacts related to phalluses. One of the museum's notable exhibits is the human penis specimen. Initially, Sigurđur faced challenges in obtaining a human specimen, but after many years, he received a donation from an Icelandic man who wanted to contribute to the museum's collection.



    • In 2013, a man in Japan, known for being a compulsive hoarder, was crushed to death by a massive stack of pornographic magazines that collapsed on him.
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    Need the emu war utilised in the Nasuverse, hoping the create-a-servant etc crew have already utilised it as a set piece somehow

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsugumi View Post
    Need the emu war utilised in the Nasuverse, hoping the create-a-servant etc crew have already utilised it as a set piece somehow
    I mean, Magnus wrote an Emu sheet based on that a while back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoydGolden View Post
    I mean, Magnus wrote an Emu sheet based on that a while back.
    Haven't seen him in a while. Hope he's ok. But this is funny.
    My compendium is here: https://blogs.nrvnqsr.com/blog.php/14424

    My fanfiction Fate/Roundabout is here: https://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthrea...ate-Roundabout

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Magnus View Post
    The Flock that Felled a Nation
    The Day of the Emu
    Good, I can rest easy.

    If this can be a thread for funny weird shit in general, I found a retired semen retention warrior.

    ...has anyone created magecraft based off of that yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsugumi View Post
    Good, I can rest easy.

    If this can be a thread for funny weird shit in general, I found a retired semen retention warrior.

    ...has anyone created magecraft based off of that yet?


    what the fuck
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    That's an achievement. Congrats, tsumugi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BladeOfEden View Post


    what the fuck
    Quote Originally Posted by TomPen94 View Post
    That's an achievement. Congrats, tsumugi.


    fr though I hope someone's done a SRW sheet, plenty of ancient texts seem to be big on Not Busting, it's time to take it a step further. I'm not just biased because one of my favourite video game characters of all time is a walking SRW joke.

    Anyway apparently the guy himself is great, good for him.

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    A classic


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    I was listening to an old episode of a podcast and I'm learning about the Iraqi dinar scam for the first time. I like it because it's got shades of bigger, more well-known conspiracies and the people who fall for them, but this time, it's about a currency.

    The detail about unboxing videos in particular tickles me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsugumi View Post
    Good, I can rest easy.

    If this can be a thread for funny weird shit in general, I found a retired semen retention warrior.

    ...has anyone created magecraft based off of that yet?
    This reminds me of the JO crystal, and I truly sincerely hope that is a form of magecraft.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Formless Creature View Post
    This reminds me of the JO crystal, and I truly sincerely hope that is a form of magecraft.
    To be released in the upcoming Shinji route

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formless Creature View Post
    This reminds me of the JO crystal, and I truly sincerely hope that is a form of magecraft.
    Doesn't Rin power up her gems with bodily fluids

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsugumi View Post
    Doesn't Rin power up her gems with bodily fluids
    I think I vaguely remember something about her using blood, yeah. If that's valid, then you-know-what should be as well.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Formless Creature View Post
    I think I vaguely remember something about her using blood, yeah. If that's valid, then you-know-what should be as well.
    …who do you think she’d get it from? Clock Tower [REDACTED] Bank?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BladeOfEden View Post
    …who do you think she’d get it from? Clock Tower [REDACTED] Bank?
    It has to be the spell caster's, right?

    I assume the process is like what I've been told about powering up irl sigil magic attempts. Less convenient, a bit more disgusting/undignified, but still perfectly doable.

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