>meet a boy, dopey but cute>he looks lonely
>calls out for a mash
>guess i'm mash now
>living in the same cottage, basically married
>run out of the village for humanality
>i'm not mash
>may as well go with him
>i'm uh, i'm kind of a big deal
>not quite up for it yet but he's really supportive
>when he's not talking about mash
>the fuck kind of a name is mash anyways
>time for pet play
>just for his safety, nothing else
>actually pretty hot
>he wants to raid a human farm to find mash
>may as well show off my skills
>fuck up, fuck up again
>that one busty bitch shows up to suck him dry
>tristram dies while we escape
>where's mash he says
>go to level 1 ville
>even he can mating press me there
>time to buy his bitch from the auction
>it's an old man
>he still wants the old man
>screw it i'm gonna win for him
>fight this uppity bitch
>win
>he says she did better
>wtf do i need to dye my hair red or something
>old guy just scratches his ass and gives me shit all day
>he's still talking about mash
>moth says i have to face my destiny
>can't let the people die
>he's the same as me
>maybe i can do it, i'm the child of prophecy after all
>two children of prophecy
>it's some busty slut flashing her pits
>reeks of every goblin, lion, and monster this side of england
>he runs up yelling mash
>that's mash
>mash goes off with an old man to please him for quartz
>he's even more depressed than before
>he can't get to mash
>calamity.mp4
>way too many of them
>he's turned to drugs
>mash shows up to solo a horde
>she's even strong too
>boss music starts
>my cheerleader passes out
>welp, time to pack it in
>let's run away together
>mash runs straight at it
>his dick grows three sizes
>he runs after her screaming heroic japanese
>they hold hands
>they beat the calamity
>townspeople cheering for them
>new child of prophecy born
>i didn't do anything
>he never grinned that much for me