View Poll Results: Who would win in a cage fight?

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    Musk vs Zuckerberg


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    now this is a badass VS thread



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    They both attempt to pull a punch trip over their feet, land wrong and break both their legs. Then we watch for 20 minutes as they cry in the ring and try and leave.
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    Apparently Musk is taller.
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    Zuckerberg has experience in fights, is more in shape and has his fearsome lizard powers, while Musk is a complete novice, out of shape and his blood emerald mines possess no tactical advantage whatsoever.
    Zuckerberg wins, neg diff

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    Musk strikes me as more of a psycho, admittedly I don't have the data to back that up but between the two he's the one I'd less like to actually face without the element of surprise.
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    Zuckerberg would win on account of just clearly not even being a human at all. Elon, meanwhile, would get the best experts and coaches to grind and lift for 60 days before the fight, and after getting wrecked, make an announcement that they were just testing human aptitude against reptilians, and a failure was expected, next time they'll be wiser.

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    Musk because he actually looks like he has bodymass. He'd snap Mark Sugarhill like a twig.

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    the ideal situation would be if they both accidentally kill each other, but i suppose that's a forlorn hope
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    Basically, this thread is "Reptilian CEO" VS "Space Car CEO".
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    Who gets more boos is the real question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloble View Post
    Who gets more boos is the real question
    Probably Musk. Zuckerberg is just a goofy looking subterranean lizard man pretending to be a human

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    I won't be surprised if Zuckerberg revealed himself to be a lizard man secretly in league with his alien species, though the question is, why hasn't he done so already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anime Aurelius Anomaly View Post
    I won't be surprised if Zuckerberg revealed himself to be a lizard man secretly in league with his alien species, though the question is, why hasn't he done so already?
    Obviously he’s waiting until he perfects the metaverse, where he will then turn all our physical bodies into batteries like in the Matrix.

    Unfortunately he has to take it slow and use puny humans to develop it so as to not arouse suspicion

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    Wait I just found out today that this is a real thing that's happening, I thought it was a joke thread. I'm depressed now.



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    musks going to have hands
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    I think this tracks

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    musks going to have hands
    Wait

    How's he going to train anyone from jail?
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    He's... not in jail anymore, I think?

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    Wait I just found out today that this is a real thing that's happening, I thought it was a joke thread. I'm depressed now.
    Same here. Not depressed tho,just a bit disappointed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomPen94 View Post
    He's... not in jail anymore, I think?
    I thought he got rearrested or something because they threw the book at him for his crimes + trying to seduce a politician's sixteen year old daughter. Or somesuch.

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    Probably, but he's rich so he probably paid bail and skipped.
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