Random, obligatory things you learned while on this forum thread is a go! If you've never seen one of theseyou should get off the internetit's pretty self-explanatory. Post what you have learned during your time on BL.
1. Kohaku always wins. No exceptions.
2. Seafood is sexy.
3. Don't mess with Sakura.
4. Don't mess with Mike-san.
5. Don't mess with Mike-san and his Sakura.
6. Defend yourself or GTFO.