The Beast's Lair Fanfic Contest (2013 Edition) (Discussion Thread)

[Raven2785]

And you wonder why some people won't join this contest.

And some people joined precisely because of it, they have grown enough as writers to realize that they are being denied true and meaningful critiques since most of anyone reading fanfics just hugboxes the crap out of them.

[Elf]

I will be harsh but fair. Plus I point out good and bad, and at least my critique will be funny. Or some of them will.

[Lycodrake]

I have considered applying for Humor (again), but not much else besides considering it.
Though I do have this one Romance idea, I fear that the selected pair would summon wrath the likes of which has not yet been seen from anyone...besides Spy at the mention of Diarmuid.

[Raven2785]

I have considered applying for Humor (again), but not much else besides considering it.
Though I do have this one Romance idea, I fear that it would summon wrath the likes of which has not yet been seen from anyone...besides Spy at the mention of Diarmuid.

Let me guess... FACE over there shanks Shinji.

Did I get it right?

[Lycodrake]

Let me guess... FACE over there shanks Shinji.
Did I get it right?

I'm quite certain I did not request for people to begin a guessing game about it.
I'm not suicidal, either, so I see no reason to state what the pair is.

[Aiden]

Okay, Lyco, why bring it up in the first place if you have no intention of telling us what it is or provoking guessing games?

[Elf]

Hey Aiden, you should totally sign up for the Lemon part of the contest.

[RadiantBeam]

Hey Aiden, you should totally sign up for the Lemon part of the contest.

You aren't subtle.

[Lycodrake]

Okay, Lyco, why bring it up in the first place if you have no intention of telling us what it is or provoking guessing games?

Because I am possible going to participate in this contest? That's about the only reason I responded here in the first place.
I have a few ideas and outlines for them. *shrugs*

Hey Aiden, you should totally sign up for the Lemon part of the contest.

You aren't subtle.

Elf uses a hammer. They aren't meant to be subtle.

[Elf]

You aren't subtle.

Being subtle is for pussies.

Plus, it wastes time when I can get my point out clearly without any back sliding. There's a reason why I'm the hammer wielding Admin.

Not to mention, Adian's my protege in porn! It would do my old black heart good to see him enter.

[Aiden]

Who is this 'Adian'?

I am certainly not he!

[Elf]

Aiden, you write a porn fic. Enter it in the lemon section. Make Elf proud.

[Lycodrake]

Okay, so I'll go ahead and throw myself before the executioner's axe or guillotine.
Don't say I wasn't right when this ends up snowballing or defecation hits a rotary device.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Romance between Shirou and Touko, avoiding Heaven's Feel and likely based from Fate route.
Happy now because I sure as hell am grabbing an umbrella and watching out for anything resembling a feline, ursine hybrid.

[SeiKeo]

Hahahaha I knew it.

[RadiantBeam]

Dude, just write it.

[Elf]

Man up, grow a pair, write the fic and enter it.

Besides, part of me wants to see it, and fuck what TheSpy says. Duncan's the better Highlander anyway.

[RadiantBeam]

Dude, just write it.

Man up, grow a pair, write the fic and enter it.

That is all.

[Lycodrake]

Hahahaha I knew it.

Never-fucking-mind, then.

[Moczo]

Never-fucking-mind, then.

.................................................. ........... This is my confused face.

[Elf]

Jesus fucking christ on a hopped up crutch.

Part of being a writer is to fuck what people think and tell you and just write. Write to prove the naysayers wrong. Throw your giant brass testies on the table and say, "Look at that bitch, I wrote it. Fuck yeah."