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    Quote Originally Posted by Santo View Post
    Ugh I can't ever into collars.

    I can't even bear to button the top button of my shirt. (Yes I only wear clip-on ties)

    Putting on a collar would simply serve to drive me into a berserk frenzy of "Get this sodding thing off!"
    Not the kind of collar I meant, Santo, think kinkier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KooriRenchuu View Post
    Not the kind of collar I meant, Santo, think kinkier.
    Balls.

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    over/under before elf finds out about FATAL
    He never sleeps. He never dies.

    Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is its own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KooriRenchuu View Post
    Not the kind of collar I meant, Santo, think kinkier.
    Are you wearing a cock ring?

    My my.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername
    Elfgasm: The phenomenon that occurs among the general populace whenever a certain user who has been claimed to wear jackboots and is pointy-eared posts an idea or updates and is met with majority approval to the point of near-zeal as a result of said poster's popularity with the writing crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mAc Chaos View Post
    over/under before elf finds out about FATAL
    That shit is inaccurate as FUCK!

    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    Are you wearing a cock ring?

    My my.
    Could be worse, I could have worn a full on orgasm denial harness~
    Last edited by KooriRenchuu; August 11th, 2013 at 11:45 PM.

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    Anal circumference as an RPG stat.

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    That's FATAL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycodrake View Post
    Aiden's mind is a scary place, but this part is nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Radiantbeam View Post
    I dunno, I quite like Aiden's mind.
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    NO. NO I WILL NOT SAY IT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    Are you wearing a cock ring?

    My my.
    Tie it too tight. Dick turns blue and falls off.

    /zoidberg run off stage.
    Last edited by Vigilantia; August 11th, 2013 at 11:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KooriRenchuu View Post
    Not the kind of collar I meant, Santo, think kinkier.
    Kinky collar would in all likelihood drive me into violence. >,<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aiden View Post
    Anal circumference as an RPG stat.

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    That's FATAL.
    I've heard about it, but found it ridiculous.



    https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Jennifer...language=en_US

    Forest is a vampire who's a bit too good for her own good and doesn't know when to leave things alone. Armed with a ridiculously large hand gun, martial arts skills, a bitching pony car, and a love for pop culture she fights the forces of evil. Urban Fantasy 80's Style.

    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername
    Elfgasm: The phenomenon that occurs among the general populace whenever a certain user who has been claimed to wear jackboots and is pointy-eared posts an idea or updates and is met with majority approval to the point of near-zeal as a result of said poster's popularity with the writing crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    I've heard about it, but found it ridiculous.
    It is by far easily one of the worst and most unintuitive systems out there, if not the most. You basically need to do calculus to get past character creation.

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    Things I had no desire to know about posters on this board that have come out in this thread: Leo and Koori are both cut, Koto is into rape. What a lewd place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelnish View Post
    Koto is into rape. What a lewd place.
    He never sleeps. He never dies.

    Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is its own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelnish View Post
    Things I had no desire to know about posters on this board that have come out in this thread: Leo and Koori are both cut, Koto is into rape. What a lewd place.
    You are on a board that has its roots in H-games, this is to be expected.

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    Koori continues to amaze me with his shamelessness.

    Bravo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycodrake View Post
    Aiden's mind is a scary place, but this part is nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Radiantbeam View Post
    I dunno, I quite like Aiden's mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
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    Koori is a miracle of the forum.

    Seriously.

    This fandom needs more happily gay men.



    https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Jennifer...language=en_US

    Forest is a vampire who's a bit too good for her own good and doesn't know when to leave things alone. Armed with a ridiculously large hand gun, martial arts skills, a bitching pony car, and a love for pop culture she fights the forces of evil. Urban Fantasy 80's Style.

    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername
    Elfgasm: The phenomenon that occurs among the general populace whenever a certain user who has been claimed to wear jackboots and is pointy-eared posts an idea or updates and is met with majority approval to the point of near-zeal as a result of said poster's popularity with the writing crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aiden View Post
    Koori continues to amaze me with his shamelessness.

    Bravo.
    I'm owning my shit~

    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    Koori is a miracle of the forum.

    Seriously.

    This fandom needs more happily gay men.
    I'm flattered.

    Wait... am I a crystallized miracle of the forum? If so, that makes me one of the forum's Noble Phantasms.

    Also, I'm sigging this.
    Last edited by KooriRenchuu; August 12th, 2013 at 12:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KooriRenchuu View Post
    I'm flattered.

    Wait... am I a crystallized miracle of the forum? If so, that makes me one of the forum's Noble Phantasms.
    Now all we need is for a hero to pick you up and manhandle you. :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Now all we need is for a hero to pick you up and manhandle you. :3
    Sounds nice, especially if it is a male hero~

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    Quote Originally Posted by KooriRenchuu View Post
    Sounds nice, especially if it is a male hero~
    Lancer's good at working long, hard shafts.

    Gil is the type to fire things off too quickly.

    Archer likes aesthetically pleasing weapons.



    https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Jennifer...language=en_US

    Forest is a vampire who's a bit too good for her own good and doesn't know when to leave things alone. Armed with a ridiculously large hand gun, martial arts skills, a bitching pony car, and a love for pop culture she fights the forces of evil. Urban Fantasy 80's Style.

    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername
    Elfgasm: The phenomenon that occurs among the general populace whenever a certain user who has been claimed to wear jackboots and is pointy-eared posts an idea or updates and is met with majority approval to the point of near-zeal as a result of said poster's popularity with the writing crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    Lancer's good at working long, hard shafts.

    Gil is the type to fire things off too quickly.

    Archer likes aesthetically pleasing weapons.
    I'm going to become Lancer's new NP, Gae Man.

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