Disclaimer: This MAY get stuck in your head for the rest of the day. If you're lucky. :P
During a special lunchbreak provided to all of the cast of Carnival Phantasm during the filming of the OVAs, a revelation most startling and disturbing occured to a certain magical(-ly grown) little sister.
And the same thought also occured to a half-demonic one, too.
Ahem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&ob=av3e
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Akiha:
Curses!
Illya:
What is it, Akiha?
Akiha:
Tanabata is really soon.
Illya:
Why does it have to be this way?
Akiha:
Sounds like you forgot it, too.
Illya:
With the way things are with Arcuied and Saber, it looks like our chances are vanished into the blue.
BOTH:
Dateless on Tanabata, what the hell are we going to do?
Akiha:
It's been kind of hard for me lately romantically;
- WORD -
Akiha:
It seems as if everyone has forgotten about me as a heroine with a route.
Illya:
You think that's hard? My storyline was cut out and merged with another's before our love could even sprout.
Sacchin: ;_;
- THAT'S COLD -
BOTH:
WAIT UP
Akiha:
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
Illya:
I’m thinkin’ that I thinkin' it, too
BOTH:
SLOW UP
We can no longer afford to stick to taking it slow, using our natural charm and letting love bloom and grow.
Now it's not time to be passive, time to go and get aggressve.
No longer will we get walked over by all of those other girls.
Now is our chance - time to go and rock their worlds;
Because...
I'm a brotherlover
You're a brotherlover
We should just go and fuck our own brothers
And pull no more punches
We'll get what we want
Show them what they mean to us; show them what we got
Just fucking our own brothers.
We'll take them for ourselves and give them a wild night,
If loving them is wrong, we don't wanna be right.
So let's go give the gameplan,
'Cause soon we will be their lovers, my fellow brotherlover.
Akiha:
I've got some lovely tea, and of course my prehensile vermillion hair.
Illya:
Straddle him, look him in the eyes, because he's tied up to a chair.
Akiha:
When the time is right, profess to his face my undying love for him.
Illya:
To make things interesting, I've got Berserker, chocolate syrup and a few tightly-knotted silk ropes.
Akiha:
Whisper some lovely sweet nothings only meant for his own ear.
- Sho' 'nuff -
Illya:
I'll playfully toy with him, just like he's a little boy.
- Straight up -
Akiha:
"I am yours to do with as you please."
Illya:
And after I have myself my fun, then you can have your way with me. *blushes*
OHHH YEAAAAH~
BOTH:
They'll be putty in our hands
We'll show them so they know where their loyalties lie:
Their own little sisters
Who would give so much to them that they would be willing to die.
Because...
I'm a brotherlover
You're a brotherlover
We should just go and fuck our own brothers
And pull no more punches
We'll get what we want
Show them what they mean to us; show them what we got
Just fucking our own brothers.
We'll take them for ourselves and give them a wild night,
If loving them is wrong, we don't wanna be right.
So let's go give the gameplan,
'Cause soon we will be their lovers, my fellow brotherlover.
Akiha:
We'll take our happiness, we'll take it so forcefully.
Illya:
We'll take our happiness, we'll take it so forcefully.
Akiha:
All of us will be so happy when they realize our love was meant to be.
Illya:
And when the time comes, I'll ask;
"Hey Onii-chan, take me on a romantic date to the Tanabata, please."
OHHH~
BOTH:
We'll take them for ourselves and give them a wild night,
If loving them is wrong, we don't wanna be right.
So let's go give the gameplan,
'Cause soon we will be their lovers, my fellow brotherlover
We have no regrets
My whole life was Big Brother Complex.
And with all of that said, and yet to be done, the two young ladies went off to commence Operation Shag 'Em Good in earnest.
In conclusion, the operation was a success. Perhaps..."too much" of a success?
Nah, such an impossible thing cannot exist.
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Azaka: Did I...um, miss something here?
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