Had this (terrible) idea about a Berserker Isaac Clarke last night, tl;dr made him into one (sorry for its 'horribleness'):
Spoiler:Name: Isaac Clarke
Class: Berserker
Alignment: Chaotic/Insane
Height: 178 cm
Gender: Male
Age: ???
Weight: 72 kg
Statistics:
-Strength: B
-Endurance: B
-Agility: B
-Prana: D
-Luck: A
-NP: A+
Class Abilities:
-Madness: B
Increases all parameters except Prana and Luck by two ranks but removes sanity.
Skills:
-Mental Pollution: A
Gives an increased resistance to mental distortions due to possessing a distorted mentality brought on by the death of his girlfriend and the influence of the Marker on his mindset. However, at the same time it becomes impossible to converse with individuals with different mindsets. This skill is raised by one rank due to having Mad Enhancement.
-Mind Eye (true): D
Acetic. Heightened insight that was refined through combat experience. Isaac’s involvement with the Marker and the Necromorphs it breeds has resulted in a battle hardened individual that knows the best course of action for any battle. However, this skill is decreased by one rank due to Madness.
-Librarian of Stored Knowledge: D
Knowledge gained through studies and improved intelligence. Being an engineer from the future, Berserker naturally gains an understanding of mechanics and science from his time. However, due to being a Berserker, this skill was lowered by two ranks.
Noble Phantasm:
-R.I.G. ▪ Futuristic Enhancement Tool
Rank: B+
Type: Anti-Unit (ownself)
Anti-Unit
Anti-Army
Targets: 1 ~ 50
Range: 1 ~ 50
The armor that Isaac wears; it may be covered in gore and blood but it is a futuristic piece of equipment that consists of Isaac’s armor and weapons in one. These weapons can range from close-range plasma chainsaws to long-range line guns. However, due to being mad, Berserker can only utilize the plasma saw and the plasma cutter at close ranges, with the utilization of the plasma cutter as a finishing weapon after cutting off the limbs of his opponent with the plasma saw.
-The Marker’s Knowledge ▪ Extraterrestrial Necromancy Tool (Reality Marble)
Rank: A+
Type: Anti-Army
Target: ???
Range: ???
A fragment of the Marker’s information stored inside Isaac’s brain. This is the main reason for his frequent hallucinations concerning his dead girlfriend and his sudden outbursts of violence. When utilized, Berserker can create a temporary world of barren desert with the Marker at its center. Anyone caught inside this Reality Marble will immediately be run over by hordes of rampaging Necromorphs. Berserker can also use this fragment to open a rift in reality and time to summon uncontrollable Necromorphs from his Reality Marble to attack all in sight.
also an Archer Cryptosporidium (cause I'm horrible):
Spoiler:Name: Cryptosporidium 138
Class: Archer
Alignment: Chaotic/Evil
Height: 91 cm
Age: ???
Weight: 45 kg
Game: Destroy All Humans!
Statistics:
-Strength: C
-Endurance: B
-Agility: B
-Prana: B
-Luck: C
-NP: B
Class Abilities:
-Independent Action: B
The ability to act without assistance from a Master to provide prana. However, to use Noble Phantasms that require great prana, a source is needed.
Skills:
-Inherent Immortality: B
Immortality brought on by cloning technology. By using his saucer’s cloning labs, Archer can clone himself indefinitely. Each clone contains all the experiences and knowledge amassed by the one who preceded it. A wait of five hours is needed to replace the previous clone. The cloning can be stopped by destroying his saucer.
-Divinity: D
Due to coming from the heavens, Archer is thought of as being a divine creature. However, even though the belief is established, his inherent hatred of this belief and the falseness of this claims results in a rather low rank.
-Technological Superiority: A
The ability to possess superior knowledge and tools than normal humans due to belonging to an advanced civilization. Archer’s advancement in technology inherently affects the ranks of his Noble Phantasms resulting in a raise of three ranks.
Noble Phantasm:
-Alien Technology ▪ Deadly Weapons from Another World
Rank: A++
Target: 1 ~ 50
Type: Anti-Army
Range: 2 ~ 30
The technologically advanced weapons of Archer brought from his homeworld. These are all the weapons and tools that his kind has harnessed through the ages of continued existence. Archer can harness all the weapons available to him by using a singular tool that takes the form of the selected weapon.
-Psychokinesis ▪ Extraterrestrial Telepathic Ability
Rank: B
Type: Anti-Unit
Target: 1
Range: 1 ~ 300
Telepathic abilities harnessed by his kind. The extremely huge head of Archer contains a telepathic ability that he can use to corrupt the minds of individuals or make objects float.
-UFO ▪ Extraterrestrial Flying Object
Rank: A+
Type: Anti-Fortress
Target: 300 ~ 500
Range: 50 ~ 400
The giant flying saucer that Archer pilots. This advance war machine can fly at supersonic speeds and carries a deadly arsenal of otherworldly weapons that are designed for the purpose of extreme destruction (case in point: Quantum Deconstructor).
no back stories since you all know who they are anyway