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    If we're going along the lines of Fate and Touhou crossover...
    Hong Meiling x False Assassin
    I do believe there are 4koma of some of these pairings.
    Relevant 4koma
    Last edited by Lycodrake; February 8th, 2013 at 02:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILurkNoMoar View Post
    Copying blueprints without permission from the owner is still stealing; even if the originals are still in the owner's possession.
    Why?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dullahan View Post
    Shirou Emiya, Industrial Espionage Specialist.
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dullahan View Post
    Shirou Emiya, Industrial Espionage Specialist.
    Sounds like a spy movie.
    Underneath the Stars

    Spoiler:




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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpy View Post
    Why?
    Because copyright infringement is a crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lhklan View Post
    Sounds like a spy movie.
    "Your assignment is to obtain a copy of the blueprints of Babylon Armaments' latest prototype weapon. We believe it to be located inside the Gate. That's-"

    "-their main secure storage facility. I'm aware of the general layout."

    "You're well-informed."

    "What kind of security am I looking at?"

    "The very best they have. As if that wasn't enough, the higher-ups want a deniable intrusion. Leave no trace; under no circumstances can this be linked back to us."

    "Anything else?"

    "The blueprints themselves are stored in a time-delay release safe. Once you open it, you'll only be able to get one look at them."

    "One look is all I'll need."
    かん
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    じゅう
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    Expresses the exceeding size of one's library.
    Books are extremely many, loaded on an oxcart the ox will sweat.
    At home piled to the ridgepole of the house, from this meaning.
    Read out as 「Ushi ni ase shi, munagi ni mitsu.」
    Source: 柳宗元「其為書,處則充棟宇,出則汗牛馬。」— Tang Dynasty


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    Quote Originally Posted by ILurkNoMoar View Post
    Because copyright infringement is a crime.
    A crime, yes. But it's not theft.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dullahan View Post
    "Your assignment is to obtain a copy of the blueprints of Babylon Armaments' latest prototype weapon. We believe it to be located inside the Gate. That's-"

    "-their main secure storage facility. I'm aware of the general layout."

    "You're well-informed."

    "What kind of security am I looking at?"

    "The very best they have. As if that wasn't enough, the higher-ups want a deniable intrusion. Leave no trace; under no circumstances can this be linked back to us."

    "Anything else?"

    "The blueprints themselves are stored in a time-delay release safe. Once you open it, you'll only be able to get one look at them."

    "One look is all I'll need."
    Awesome.

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    Rin x Kos-Mos (Xenosaga)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILurkNoMoar View Post
    Would it be better or worse then the Parsee ship?

    Shirou x Marisa Kirisame(Touhou), together they steal all of Gilgamesh's precious things!
    ... not sure. The potential for chaos is unquantifiable in both.

    Ohhh, Marisa would just get Shirou into so much trouble.
    Which makes me think we should partner her up with Rin. For the lulz.
    Which

    Quote Originally Posted by eddyak View Post
    Though Nanaya doesn't seem to pay much attention to his knife besides "I kill things with it".

    Hisui would work far better, for more reasons than one.
    Hisui x Sakuya? I CAN GET BEHIND THIS.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lycodrake View Post
    If we're going along the lines of Fate and Touhou crossover...
    Hong Meiling x False Assassin
    I do believe there are 4koma of some of these pairings.
    *snip*
    I see this working.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dullahan View Post
    Shirou Emiya, Industrial Espionage Specialist.
    WOULD WATCH, 10/10!



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    Not my fault Shirou is an awesome bro to lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOfLittleFaith View Post
    ... not sure. The potential for chaos is unquantifiable in both.
    Parsee x Shirou x Flandre

    Let the chaos reign baby!
    Ohhh, Marisa would just get Shirou into so much trouble.
    Which makes me think we should partner her up with Rin. For the lulz.
    Rin would get so mad when Marisa keeps borrowing her jewels.

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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chojomeka View Post
    Rin x Kos-Mos (Xenosaga)
    Sounds like a...

    *puts on shades*

    ...fatal attraction.
    McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername View Post
    Sounds like a...

    *puts on shades*

    ...fatal attraction.
    Rin would cause Kos-Mos to...go haywire.

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    You're both horrible.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ILurkNoMoar View Post
    Parsee x Shirou x Flandre
    I believe Old Iron wrote a one-shot of Shirou summoning Utsuho.
    But, Lurk, I think you meant Kaenbyou Orin. :3
    Last edited by Lycodrake; February 8th, 2013 at 05:05 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seika View Post
    Yes, excellent. Go, Lyco, my proxy.
    F/GO SUPPORT

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILurkNoMoar View Post
    Parsee x Shirou x Flandre

    Let the chaos reign baby!

    Rin would get so mad when Marisa keeps borrowing her jewels.
    My god, Gensokyo is doomed!
    ... oh, who am I kidding, Yukari would probably help it happen for the lulz.

    And yes, she totally would! Which is why it would be fun to see. 83


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    I don't know why this came to mind but I will say it anyways.
    Post-UBW!Shinji x Ibarazaki Emi.

    He's in rehab, and the Nurse thought she'd be the perfect person to help.



    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    Not my fault Shirou is an awesome bro to lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOfLittleFaith View Post
    I don't know why this came to mind but I will say it anyways.
    Post-UBW!Shinji x Ibarazaki Emi.

    He's in rehab, and the Nurse thought she'd be the perfect person to help.
    You could probably spin it so that his heart, which is in reality Illya's heart, is rather weak, being from a girl with a ten year olds body, leaving Shinji dangerously anemic, and frail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOfLittleFaith View Post
    I don't know why this came to mind but I will say it anyways.
    Post-UBW!Shinji x Ibarazaki Emi.

    He's in rehab, and the Nurse thought she'd be the perfect person to help.
    Oooohhhhh.

    Intriguing. I like the thought. Emi would certainly try to cheer him up.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpy View Post
    You could probably spin it so that his heart, which is in reality Illya's heart, is rather weak, being from a girl with a ten year olds body, leaving Shinji dangerously anemic, and frail.
    Not a bad way to do it!

    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    Oooohhhhh.

    Intriguing. I like the thought. Emi would certainly try to cheer him up.
    It's not I'll ever try my hand at it, but yeah, it's certainly an interesting thought!



    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    Not my fault Shirou is an awesome bro to lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOfLittleFaith View Post
    Not a bad way to do it!
    Shinji ideas aren't too difficult, if you don't let a blinding hatred of him get in the way. I actually had a few interesting ideas involving him for a DMC crossover, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chojomeka View Post
    Rin x Kos-Mos (Xenosaga)
    What has poor KOS-MOS done to you? for you to wish her such a fate...

    Quote Originally Posted by YeOfLittleFaith View Post
    I don't know why this came to mind but I will say it anyways.
    Post-UBW!Shinji x Ibarazaki Emi.

    He's in rehab, and the Nurse thought she'd be the perfect person to help.
    ... Don't know, I think he would be a little bit repelled by how much of a genki girl she is. but Emi has a way of gaining people over just by being her, so it might work.

    Spoilered for your convenience

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