Round and round we go.
Round and round we go.
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Or Zoukens just a cunning bastard. You know, the guy that's lived for almost 300 years? It's not like he could of lied or hid any of the evidence he was a total psychopath/monster. No way he could of done that.Originally Posted by lantzblades
Lantz, I'm happy for you and all and I'mma let you finish, but they don't call Zouken 'Archmage' just because he knows how to makes Sakura's virginity disappear.
My rant about human hopelessness and despair and following complaints about Tokiomi's character have somehow originated a trainwreck in regards to this thread's topic it seems.
What a delicious day.
P.S.: Thanks for all that cleared up my doubts in regards to the power of magics as "concepts" and their dilution.
Sakura derail? Fuck that, Tokiomi derail.
Either way, we lose.
Can't we just talk about ancient sumerian superhero instead? You know, a FANFIC IDEA?
Oh snaps....
Frozen caveman. heroic spirit Grongk represent!
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This derail is too classy to stop now.
I like the cut of your jib.
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Turns out that Gilgamesh is a descendant of Grongk. Cue the caveman carrying Gilgamesh by clamping his teeth around the back of Gilgamesh's neck.
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By the logic of older = better, wouldn't the first Homo sapiens by some sort of unstoppable juggernaut of wrath and destruction?
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It becomes a bow wow bedlam when Gaia freaks out and sends Primate Woof to stop Grongk.
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They were the cousins of TYPE Turtle
nah, the holes in his plot are too big for me to accept that.Or Zoukens just a cunning bastard.
oh god damn it i lol'dLantz, I'm happy for you and all and I'mma let you finish, but they don't call Zouken 'Archmage' just because he knows how to makes Sakura's virginity disappear.
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it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.
Basically, vampire magi live centuries without getting killed because they aren't smart.
*RING RING* "Hey Kariya? Tokomi here, I know this is an odd question, but what's the Makiri magic like? Holy fuck, really? Damn. Won't be doing that then. What? No, I was just thinking out loud. Ignore me. Enjoy your trip!"
The two people who hate each other to the point of irrationality?
...You conniving little shit.
"Mister Gilgamesh, Mister Gilgamesh sir!"
A girl, about twenty, ran towards the King of Heroes, holding a sheet of paper, covered in calculations. The girl's glasses were slightly askew, and she appeared to be a little, if not very, worried. She stopped in front of the King, and immediately dropped to the ground, touching her head to the floor, her skirt ruffling slightly as she did so.
"Eh??? What is it? It's nearly time for me to play the original video game!" The blond haired king looked rather peeved at the interruption of "Let's You and Him Fight", the oldest game in creation.
The attendant on the ground scrambled to her feet, grabbing the paper again. "We have discovered a way to increase your popularity even more! Your Ratings will shoot through the roof sir!"
"Through the roof, eh...?" The king looked thoughtful as he watched a small girl punch a very tall man in the face. Let's You and Him Fight was the best game of all time ever.
"Sold! If my ratings are high enough, then Saber-chan will have to accept me as the Ultimate King and also her master!" He looked incredibly pleased at his brilliant plan.
"...Sir?"
The attendant apparently thought otherwise. Gilgamesh's eyes narrowed, and he leveled the poor girl with a glare.
"Well, go on! Tell me what it is!"
Oh. Right. The ratings thing.
"Sir, if you just kick one less puppy a day, you'll be at least... at least..." Her eyes glanced over the paper quickly, and she looked back at Gilgamesh. "48.3% more popular sir!"
Gilgamesh stared at him.
The attendant shuffled awkwardly.
Gilgamesh stared.
She blushed.
He staaaaared.
She shivered, and finally broke the silence. "S-s-sir...? Is there a prob-"
"OF COURSE THERE IS A PROBLEM MONGREL! GYAAAAA!! HOW CAN I NOT KICK THOSE SMALL DEMONS WHENEVER I SEE THEM!!??!"
She bowed immediately, dropping her papers in the process, a trickle of sweat running down her forehead as she rapidly apologized. "Sir, I'm sorry! I didn't thi-"
"Get out of my sight you mongrel! And don't come back until you have a better plan!"
She sprinted away from the King of Heroes cursing her past lives for being so incredibly wicked, as there was no other way she would have had to deal with the likes of him unless she'd been like, a demon or something.
"AND BRING ME A PUPPY!"
in the end we will make thoughtcrime impossible, for there shall be no words to express it
#THELEGENDNEVERDIES
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To be fair, Tokiomi considers phones the devil. Aoi found him unconscious at the bottom of some stairs once because a cellphone rang within twenty feet of him.
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Kariya wouldn't be a trustworthy source in Tokiomi's eyes, he's just a coward that ran away.
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