Crack Pairings (possible NSFW/NSFS :P)

[Chojomeka]

Shinji Matou x Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri

[Servant Shiki]

Tohno Shiki x Irisviel.

[legoguydude]

Tohno Shiki x Irisviel.

...Yeah, I can see it.

[eddyak]

...Yeah, I can see it.

Far too well for my comfort.

[Agailius]

Tohno Shiki x Irisviel.

I like the pairing, but... how?

Also, Kirei and Aoi. Wait, is that NTR?

[TheSpy]

Shinji Matou x Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri

Shotacon Sola?

Also, Kirei and Aoi. Wait, is that NTR?

She's married, and in love with her husband, so yes.

[Kyte]

I like the pairing, but... how?

Tsuki happened ~20 years earlier (Or at least Shiki's 20 years older) and the Einzbern hired the Tohnos instead of Kerry.

[Riven]

Tsuki happened ~20 years earlier and the Einzbern hired the Tohnos instead of Kerry.

Both of which make even less sense.

[legoguydude]

I like the pairing, but... how?

Iri needs someone to show her how fun it is just living in an modern urban environment. Someone like Shiki.


Come to think of it, that's what Gilgamesh needs, but I doubt he'd be as cooperative...

[eddyak]

Iri's problem is she hasn't seen anything yet. Gil's is that he's seen it all.

[Aiden]

Iri's problem is she hasn't seen anything yet. Gil's is that he's seen it all.

One is easier to deal with than the other.

[legoguydude]

Iri's problem is she hasn't seen anything yet. Gil's is that he's seen it all.

He's seen the inside of one church and talked to one guy. Almost all he did, for ten years. Of course he's bored.

[Raven2785]

Iri's problem is she hasn't seen anything yet. Gil's is that he's seen it all.

I have a solution to Gil's. Get him on videogames.

I can totally see him being a griefer on Live or Steam. Hell, he'll be the Original griefer.

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Him arguing with racist and obnoxious 12 year olds on Live while playing Halo or COD would be amazing.

[eddyak]

He's seen the inside of one church and talked to one guy. Almost all he did, for ten years. Of course he's bored.

You seriously think he sat around in that church with nobody but Kotomine for ten years?

Look at his Independent Action. That alone should tell you Kotomine wouldn't be able to get him to stay in the church for even a day.

There's a reason he wanted to wipe out humanity. I mean, yeah, it might be because he got on Kotomine's PC and found 4chan, but somehow I doubt it.

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Him arguing with racist and obnoxious 12 year olds on Live while playing Halo or COD would be amazing.

"You are all mongrels."

[Aiden]

I mean, yeah, it might be because he got on Kotomine's PC and found 4chan, but somehow I doubt it.

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"You are all mongrels."

I like this option.

[legoguydude]

You seriously think he sat around in that church with nobody but Kotomine for ten years?

He probably went on stroll, too. But yeah, I see Gilgamesh as dismissing the entire world as not worth checking out after his first impressions.

Look at his Independent Action. That alone should tell you Kotomine wouldn't be able to get him to stay in the church for even a day.

Look at Saber's Magic Resistance. That alone should tell you Shirou wouldn't be able to convince her he wasn't a devil worshiper and a practitioner of foul witchcraft.

Look at Caster's Item Creation. That alone should tell you that she really loves engineering and tinkering with things.

"It is our choices, more than our abilities, that determine who we really are."
- Albus Dumbledore

"You are all mongrels."

"You're mom's a mongrel!"

[BlackField]

He's seen the inside of one church and talked to one guy. Almost all he did, for ten years. Of course he's bored.

CM3 said he drank the potion of youth and went child form. So ShotaGil was doing ShotaGil things HA style for 10 years.

Also Gil being the original griefer sounds awesome.

[legoguydude]

CM3 said he drank the potion of youth and went child form. So ShotaGil was doing ShotaGil things HA style for 10 years.

That explains why he kicks so much more puppy in Stay Night. Kotomine raised him to be evil.

Also Gil being the original griefer sounds awesome.

He IS the original griefer. He griefed his kingdom so hard that by the time he went looking for immortality, there was nothing left of it.

[Aiden]

Actually, what we are good at influences our choices and personality a great deal, lego.

[Techlet]

Akiha x Suguha (SAO)

They can bond over incest.