Santo's drabbles, snippets, and oneshots.

[Riven]

Shirou is like the complete jackpot to Alucard. I wish I could see how the rest of the Hellsing cast reacts to the aftermath of the battle.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

Am I the only one who got some intense Shirou/Alucard foeyay vibes from this?

Alucard seems to foeyay everyone.

[RadiantBeam]

Alucard seems to foeyay everyone.

This, I do remember.

[Raven2785]

Good one Santo, this is one fight I would love to see animated for sure.

Holy flippin' shite, this sends chils through my spine. In a good way.

Also, two things. First, imagining the voice of Nakata Jouji interpreting this rant is the best thing ever. Second, even if I'm not wholly familiar with Hellsing, this is a magnificently crazy and genuinely entertaining rant.

You need to fix that YOLF. Hellsing is very good. Alucard is all kinds of sadistic bloodthirsty crazy awesome and the series is not that long (I believe it's 12-13 episodes) either way, see it.

[Aiden]

Oh my.

Yes, this works nicely.

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Especially since Shirou would have anti-regen stuff in there.

[Vigilantia]

Oh my.

Yes, this works nicely.

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Especially since Shirou would have anti-regen stuff in there.

I don't believe Alucard has regeneration. He just has a lot of "Look out! Sir!" power where one of the souls he's taken takes the "death" instead of Alucard himself. To kill him you'd basically need EoDP.

[Santo]

I don't believe Alucard has regeneration. He just has a lot of "Look out! Sir!" power where one of the souls he's taken takes the "death" instead of Alucard himself. To kill him you'd basically need EoDP.

Or you could kill him three million, four hundred and twenty-four thousand, and eight hundred and sixty-seven separate times.

[Vigilantia]

Or you could kill him three million, four hundred and twenty-four thousand, and eight hundred and sixty-seven separate times.

Like I said, a lot of "Look Out, Sir!" power. :P Herk ain't got shit on Alucard's lives.

[Aiden]

I don't believe Alucard has regeneration. He just has a lot of "Look out! Sir!" power where one of the souls he's taken takes the "death" instead of Alucard himself. To kill him you'd basically need EoDP.

I dunno, he's a vampire. I think he has at least some regen of his own going on.

[Old_Iron]

An excellent work Santo. It seems so... raw. I'm not sure whether Alucard is excited or excited.

And Alucard has a measure of regen that ties into his ability as a vampire. Its part of why Anderson's bayonets are so effective. But it pales in comparison to his ability to just eat lives and use them.

Shirou: How many lives have you sucked!?

Alucard: Do you recall how many breads you have eaten?

Seras: Ah, Master... You do know how many lives you've sucked.

Alucard: Quiet Policegirl! I'm having a moment here. Do you have any idea how rare it is that I get to pull a Dio routine? Why, Integra is more likely to give me a sixty inch plasma TV with Netflicks without being blackmailed than I am to get this chance again.

Seras: That... was oddly specific Master.

Alucard: Hush! I miss my Adventure Time.

Shirou: Should I just... come back another time?

Alucard: No! Nonono! Its quite alright. Now, where were we?

Shirou: Ah, the bread line.

Seras: Nutters, the both of them.

[Santo]

*hilarious*

Can't. Breath. xDD

[Riven]

You'd think that being the most powerful vampire on the planet would entitle one to some amenities.

[YeOfLittleFaith]

Godamn it, Iron. x3

[Santo]

You'd think that being Integra's bitch main cause of headaches would ensure he loses any and all amenities.

Fix'd ^c^

[Old_Iron]

You'd think that being the most powerful vampire on the planet would entitle one to some amenities.

Not when your Master is Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing~

Integra: What the bloody hell happened here!?

Shirou: Ah, just a little sparring ma'am.

Alucard: And it was fucking glorious. You should have seen the way he uses that sword. Its like he's having sex with it!

Integra: Alucard, go back to your damned coffin.

Alucard: But we're just getting to the best part! You should stay and watch. Might learn a thing or two. Not be such a frigid bi-

Integra: COFFIN NOW OR NO NETFLICKS, HOOKERS, OR BLOODY WHAT HAVE YOU!

Alucard: Yes, mooom~.

Integra: Shirou, you come with me. I need to have you answer a few questions about this whole thing.

Shirou: But I-

Integra: Now.

Shirou: Yes, ma'am!

[Santo]

*hilarious*

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*COUGH!*

MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Rolls off bed*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! xDD

[Raven2785]

Iron, I haven't interacted with you very much but never change, please never change. That was beautiful, just the idea of Alucard using the word Glorious in that context got me rolling in laughter.

[Vigilantia]

Shame Santo is writing for Shirou though. The thought of Ciel calling Father Anderson a faker is too amusing a thought.

[The Curious Fan]

You can definitely tell someone's been watching Hellsing Abridged lately.

[Santo]

Shame Santo is writing for Shirou though. The thought of Ciel calling Father Anderson a faker is too amusing a thought.

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How did he know? (0c0)