Santo's drabbles, snippets, and oneshots.

[YeOfLittleFaith]

Holy fucking shit.

AHAHAHAHAHAH, YOU DON'T MESS WITH SHIROU'S COOKING, ALUCARD. xD

Amazing, Santo. ^c^

[Dark Wanderer]

“Police Girl.” Said Alucard in a tone that was most certainly not petulant.

Seras started and saluted. “Y-Yes Master!?”

Shadows covered all of Alucard’s face, his long wild hair blowing in an unfelt wind as the only feature Seras could see was one malevolently glowing red eye.

“Cooking…is serious business.”

“Y-Yes Master.”

The two fell quiet and observed the Masters at work.

Yes, Yes it is
and Santo. I am glad to inspire

[Riven]

...The only way this could be better would be if it was Gordon Ramsey on the other side.

[Chojomeka]

*cough* *Hack* *wheeze* oh..god...I can't...breathe!!! CPR Santo CPR!

[Santo]

Holy fucking shit.

AHAHAHAHAHAH, YOU DON'T MESS WITH SHIROU'S COOKING, ALUCARD. xD

Amazing, Santo. ^c^

Glad you liked :3

Yes, Yes it is
and Santo. I am glad to inspire

^c^

...The only way this could be better would be if it was Gordon Ramsey on the other side.

Indeed it would be Riven.

Indeed it would be.

*cough* *Hack* *wheeze* oh..god...I can't...breathe!!! CPR Santo CPR!

*looks at avie.*

Sorry Chojo, but yer gonna suffocate. ^c^

[Chojomeka]

*looks at avie.*

Sorry Chojo, but yer gonna suffocate. ^c^

It's okay I don't have lungs! ^u^ Now here's a question....Alucard meets Altrouge ^_-

[Aiden]

It's okay I don't have lungs! ^u^ Now here's a question....Alucard meets Altrouge ^_-

She had enough of that kind of thing dealing with Nero Chaos at meetings.

[Santo]

It's okay I don't have lungs! ^u^ Now here's a question....Alucard meets Altrouge ^_-

Altrouge: ...Dirty old man.

Alucard: *snerk* Petulant child.

Altrouge: Suicidal maniac.

Alucard: Perverted prepubescent.

Altrouge: Asshole.

Alucard: Bitch.

Primate Murder: *Bark!*

Altrouge&Alucard: Yeah yeah yeah give me a minute!

[Chojomeka]

Altrouge: ...Dirty old man.

Alucard: *snerk* Petulant child.

Altrouge: Suicidal maniac.

Alucard: Perverted prepubescent.

Altrouge: Asshole.

Alucard: Bitch.

Primate Murder: *Bark!*

Altrouge&Alucard: Yeah yeah yeah give me a minute!

I'm imaging this exchange with Alucard in his Girlycard form.....just for the lulz.

[Aiden]

Altrouge: ...Dirty old man.

Alucard: *snerk* Petulant child.

Altrouge: Suicidal maniac.

Alucard: Perverted prepubescent.

Altrouge: Asshole.

Alucard: Bitch.

Primate Murder: *Bark!*

Altrouge&Alucard: Yeah yeah yeah give me a minute!

She refuses to let him have the last word on this.

[mangafreak7793]

My sides hurt...

Did shirou ignore alucard after saying integra won't let him?

Oh, I wished integra would have been there to have witness this.

Now we must wait for shirou to fight/compare/contrast kotomine with anderson.

[Knives91]

Santo, you mind truly works in strange and terrifying ways.

Consider me impressed.

Anderson will be so disappointed that he's been demoted from the favorite foe position and been replaced by a chef.

[Carpe_Noctem]

..... So after marathoning through Hellsing for the first time, I now finally understand who the characters are.

And Santo, I'd show you my appreciation for these snippets, but words and emotions fail me due to the overdose of awesome and hilarity.

[Lycodrake]

Needs more Girlycard, Santo. :V

[Santo]

Needs more Girlycard, Santo. :V

Well give me an idea in which Girlycard is thrown at Shirou :V

[Dark Wanderer]

Screw a reason. Maybe Alucard just wants to mess with him. Would be amusing if Shirou didn't realise it was Alucard at first or Girlycard somehow managed to seperate from Alucard.

I can see Shirou and Girlycard having a conversation and Archer and Alucard watching on quite bemused by it all.

Not to mention what Rin would say to Shirou associationg with Vampires

[Lycodrake]

Well give me an idea in which Girlycard is thrown at Shirou :V

Alucard decides that if he can't get a fight out of Shirou normally, despite plans involving damsels in distress and hapless youths, then it is time to use drastic measures.
Flirt, annoy, and harass Shirou as Girlycard.
And beg for food of some sort.
Maybe donuts.

I don't know, you're asking too much of this poor one. :<

[Santo]

Screw a reason. Maybe Alucard just wants to mess with him. Would be amusing if Shirou didn't realise it was Alucard at first or Girlycard somehow managed to seperate from Alucard.

I can see Shirou and Girlycard having a conversation and Archer and Alucard watching on quite bemused by it all.

Not to mention what Rin would say to Shirou associationg with Vampires

This is so empty and falls so far from the realms of plausibility that it inspires nothing >,>

I don't know, you're asking too much of this poor one. :<

And yet you demand the same of me? õ.o

[Lycodrake]

And yet you demand the same of me? õ.o

*tilts head*
Demand is a very strong word...
Was just suggesting. ^^;;;

[Santo]

*tilts head*
Demand is a very strong word...
Was just suggesting. ^^;;;

Needs more Girlycard, Santo. :V

That's a demand. :V

I has written proof, your argument is invalid! (^c^)